She said I can wear the Naruto headband during sex we are UP

I should probably get all my hours of sleep at 1 time but there's something about an afternoon nap with the breeze blowing through the window that I can't escape from

I imagine getting wished happy birthday in public is what it's like to take 1d4 psychic damage in d&d

Summer Skyla

I feel like I see a lot of people talk about how woman dress the same but those people obviously have never seen 4 guys getting ready to tee off at a golf course

Every competitive pokemon player I've ever met will simultaneously use the strongest pokemon possible in their teams while still trying to make goofy pokemon like Golurk and Crawdaunt work into the formula.

When I get a drink at a food joint I never get a cover (fuck plastic), so when I'm driving with said drink I get to feel like I'm in Initial D

Bro why the fuck can I play Civ VI on Netflix