“Good morning, everyone. It is the Eighth of the Pegasus Moon. Take this Sunday as a day to rest and wish Professor Hanneman a happy birthday. Today we have a Bitter Eats speciality menu, and our House vs. House Magic Tournament is still ongoing.”

“𝙈𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙢𝙚!”
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