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me, revealing to camera my next selection in the Criterion Closet: "so, here we have 2001's Josie and the Pussycats, starring Rach..."
*CC producer, trembling as they put their hand on their headphones*
Mr. Criterion, visibly raging: "check the vaults!"
*CC producer, trembling as they put their hand on their headphones*
Mr. Criterion, visibly raging: "check the vaults!"
September 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
me, revealing to camera my next selection in the Criterion Closet: "so, here we have 2001's Josie and the Pussycats, starring Rach..."
*CC producer, trembling as they put their hand on their headphones*
Mr. Criterion, visibly raging: "check the vaults!"
*CC producer, trembling as they put their hand on their headphones*
Mr. Criterion, visibly raging: "check the vaults!"
it is with the utmost regret that i inform you all that Italy is real and not just a made up place for the 2021 animated film “Luca” by Disney and Pixar.
September 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
it is with the utmost regret that i inform you all that Italy is real and not just a made up place for the 2021 animated film “Luca” by Disney and Pixar.
we live in A society
September 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
we live in A society
"28 Weeks Later" posited such an important question and answered it masterfully...what would contemporary society look like if we were never exposed to Jedward? bravo!
June 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
"28 Weeks Later" posited such an important question and answered it masterfully...what would contemporary society look like if we were never exposed to Jedward? bravo!
asking my TX-native friend about NYC politics
June 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
asking my TX-native friend about NYC politics
it's been more than a decade with 5 films, 1 video game and 1 tv series later, yet the John Wick cinematic universe has yet to chronologically get past the first half of the second Obama administration
June 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
it's been more than a decade with 5 films, 1 video game and 1 tv series later, yet the John Wick cinematic universe has yet to chronologically get past the first half of the second Obama administration
**me, as petty Thanos snapping my finger while wearing the infinity gauntlet**
**humanity heals as they never have to read “s͟h͟o͟u͟l͟d͟ ͟o͟f͟” in written or typed text ever again**
**humanity heals as they never have to read “s͟h͟o͟u͟l͟d͟ ͟o͟f͟” in written or typed text ever again**
June 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
**me, as petty Thanos snapping my finger while wearing the infinity gauntlet**
**humanity heals as they never have to read “s͟h͟o͟u͟l͟d͟ ͟o͟f͟” in written or typed text ever again**
**humanity heals as they never have to read “s͟h͟o͟u͟l͟d͟ ͟o͟f͟” in written or typed text ever again**
Timofey Šamalov from Hamilton Heights
May 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Timofey Šamalov from Hamilton Heights
it has come to my conclusion that the “prequel trilogy” is what “Megalopolis” would’ve looked and felt like if Francis Ford Coppola has his way two decades ago
May 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
it has come to my conclusion that the “prequel trilogy” is what “Megalopolis” would’ve looked and felt like if Francis Ford Coppola has his way two decades ago
Benson Boone is what it would be like if MIKA was straight
May 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Benson Boone is what it would be like if MIKA was straight
imagine if they elected a Canadian pope but they weren't remotely Quebecoi
May 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
imagine if they elected a Canadian pope but they weren't remotely Quebecoi
Ronald McDonald was originally called “Ronaldo Magdollinni” but his father had to change it at the last minute on Ellis Island
May 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Ronald McDonald was originally called “Ronaldo Magdollinni” but his father had to change it at the last minute on Ellis Island
an American pope? uhm, what's next an unprofessional wrestler? lol
May 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
an American pope? uhm, what's next an unprofessional wrestler? lol
there's something so sinister & beautiful about the future. generally speaking. like, what tf do you mean there's more of this?! what!?!
May 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
there's something so sinister & beautiful about the future. generally speaking. like, what tf do you mean there's more of this?! what!?!
what if the winner becomes the next pope? and that includes the gorilla.
April 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
what if the winner becomes the next pope? and that includes the gorilla.
a Filipino Pope? you know what that's gonna do to the mental health of Millennial and younger Filipinos when boomers get that kind of buff!?
April 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
a Filipino Pope? you know what that's gonna do to the mental health of Millennial and younger Filipinos when boomers get that kind of buff!?
i don't care if my Pinoy card gets revoked because my hot take is:
Indonesia and Malaysia have the best chicken dishes in the region! imho, their lowest-tier stuff can hold more than a candle to the most mid-tier Filipino chicken dishes
Indonesia and Malaysia have the best chicken dishes in the region! imho, their lowest-tier stuff can hold more than a candle to the most mid-tier Filipino chicken dishes
April 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
i don't care if my Pinoy card gets revoked because my hot take is:
Indonesia and Malaysia have the best chicken dishes in the region! imho, their lowest-tier stuff can hold more than a candle to the most mid-tier Filipino chicken dishes
Indonesia and Malaysia have the best chicken dishes in the region! imho, their lowest-tier stuff can hold more than a candle to the most mid-tier Filipino chicken dishes
i hope the next pope is really into videoless podcasts by celebrities
April 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
i hope the next pope is really into videoless podcasts by celebrities
imagining Rizzle Kicks getting introduced by Paul Hollywood only to get cut off mid-intro by a solemn announcement from Buckingham Palace then returning to a very gobsmacked cast and audience.
Sky is bringing SNL to the UK and Ireland in 2026. A star-studded lineup of hosts will take to the stage to declare, “Live from London, it’s Saturday Night!”
More details on the #SNLUK debut, including cast, hosts, musical guests, and premiere date, will be announced in the coming months!
More details on the #SNLUK debut, including cast, hosts, musical guests, and premiere date, will be announced in the coming months!
April 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
imagining Rizzle Kicks getting introduced by Paul Hollywood only to get cut off mid-intro by a solemn announcement from Buckingham Palace then returning to a very gobsmacked cast and audience.
literally bought this used copy today and finally got to see the "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" gag reel. man, Val Kilmer truly was a charismatic SOB. RIP.
April 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
literally bought this used copy today and finally got to see the "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" gag reel. man, Val Kilmer truly was a charismatic SOB. RIP.
is Pink Sauce still a thing or did we just collectively imagine that whole thing?
April 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
is Pink Sauce still a thing or did we just collectively imagine that whole thing?
any religion that punishes sluts is not for me, no sir-ee
March 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM
any religion that punishes sluts is not for me, no sir-ee
everyday, a new Conner O’Malley character comes to life
March 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
everyday, a new Conner O’Malley character comes to life
Nosferatu vs Nosferavous
March 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Nosferatu vs Nosferavous