Fochti
@fochti.bsky.social
Headpats for the soul • Neurodivergent shitpost printer • Sarcastic fact dispenser • Cosmic fruitshake • Maybe a little bit obsessed with video games • Secretly an art nerd • Definitely normal • EN/GER • she/her • 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
no way the deluxe edition of oblivion remastered contains horse armor, lol
April 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
no way the deluxe edition of oblivion remastered contains horse armor, lol
scheinbar ist "verpeilt" auf tiktok ein slur
April 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
scheinbar ist "verpeilt" auf tiktok ein slur
unrelated to oblivion in particular, this short article perfectly articulates the fundamental problem i too have with enjoying pretty much any remaster or remake, or even sequels that tread the same ground as the original
April 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
unrelated to oblivion in particular, this short article perfectly articulates the fundamental problem i too have with enjoying pretty much any remaster or remake, or even sequels that tread the same ground as the original
most bigots simply *love* authority. in their worldview, if an official authoritative body or figure declares something, it has to automatically become the truth for both them and also everybody else. that's why they love laws so much! "it is good and right and true, because the law says so"
April 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
most bigots simply *love* authority. in their worldview, if an official authoritative body or figure declares something, it has to automatically become the truth for both them and also everybody else. that's why they love laws so much! "it is good and right and true, because the law says so"
nooo don't touch my emotional support plastic bag resealer thingies, what if i need to reseal a plastic bag in the future?? please put them back in the drawer
April 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
nooo don't touch my emotional support plastic bag resealer thingies, what if i need to reseal a plastic bag in the future?? please put them back in the drawer
cool, now a baby owl bursts out of its old skin shell like an alien
April 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
cool, now a baby owl bursts out of its old skin shell like an alien
fun germany fact: it is illegal for clubs to open on good friday because of the Tanzverbot law (lit. "dancing ban"). germans ought not to be happy in public today. everybody hates this and thinks it's fucking stupid
April 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
fun germany fact: it is illegal for clubs to open on good friday because of the Tanzverbot law (lit. "dancing ban"). germans ought not to be happy in public today. everybody hates this and thinks it's fucking stupid
my favourite version of "death of the author" is when the author is literally still alive and well and goes "hey, i made this film/game/book because i wanted to express/highlight/convey this and that" and people will argue with them all like "your interpretation of your own work is flawed and wrong"
April 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
my favourite version of "death of the author" is when the author is literally still alive and well and goes "hey, i made this film/game/book because i wanted to express/highlight/convey this and that" and people will argue with them all like "your interpretation of your own work is flawed and wrong"
ah yes, the rhythm game i bought three weeks ago, in which a single song is about 2–3 minutes in length. i'm not obsessed, you're obsessed
April 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
ah yes, the rhythm game i bought three weeks ago, in which a single song is about 2–3 minutes in length. i'm not obsessed, you're obsessed
german is the least woke language
April 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
german is the least woke language
i finished my duolingo lesson and this cursed thing just winked at me
April 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
i finished my duolingo lesson and this cursed thing just winked at me
i'm being bombarded with foreign languages wtf. please speak german
April 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i'm being bombarded with foreign languages wtf. please speak german
they're so good! we have them here in germany too :)
i don't know if it's available in japan, but the company also makes a creamy spread, like peanut butter but better:
i don't know if it's available in japan, but the company also makes a creamy spread, like peanut butter but better:
April 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
they're so good! we have them here in germany too :)
i don't know if it's available in japan, but the company also makes a creamy spread, like peanut butter but better:
i don't know if it's available in japan, but the company also makes a creamy spread, like peanut butter but better:
junge es gibt einfach haribo mit almdudler geschmack. hab die heute gekauft und muss schon sagen die schmecken echt richtig scheiße
April 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
junge es gibt einfach haribo mit almdudler geschmack. hab die heute gekauft und muss schon sagen die schmecken echt richtig scheiße
HAHAHAHA i accidentally spawned a fucking mini boss 💀
April 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
HAHAHAHA i accidentally spawned a fucking mini boss 💀
"you look lonely. i can fix that."
April 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"you look lonely. i can fix that."
speaking of, it's so funny that i'm better at some games that require precision when i'm tired af with brain fog. but it makes sense, there are no thoughts that could distract me, only vibes & swimming through my brain jello
March 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
speaking of, it's so funny that i'm better at some games that require precision when i'm tired af with brain fog. but it makes sense, there are no thoughts that could distract me, only vibes & swimming through my brain jello
