fntbat777.bsky.social
fntbat777.bsky.social
@fntbat777.bsky.social
The towns sole remaining Democrat.
December 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If they ask you to test out the wicker basket cage and bees ride, run.
October 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The version I led as a kid was age gated with quiz questions that it was assumed only an adult would know. I had a far easier time with the quiz than adults and was thus introduced to the concept that if you remember the 1960s you weren’t there.
April 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Chill time? Were you there for Sundays Unplanned Excitement™ ?
April 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Wouldn’t the low cross section of a noodle dragon be well suited to winds?
March 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
That link looks like something that would run a coin miner in my browser while playing an unskippable AI generated video about hot singles in my area.
February 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Are ass pats permitted yet given the new hip?
February 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Candlepin?!? When did the Maritimes move to Florida?
February 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Hmm. A site survey sounds like fact finding. Isn’t your job more like putting on the keystone shaped black hood and borrowing lady justices sword _after_ a verdict is reached?
January 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
As a teen I worked at a medical textbook distributor that also handled said booklets. I can attest a great many of them boiled down to “How to have sex after replacing this body part/while suffering this disease.”
December 8, 2024 at 2:43 AM
A few more jokes like that and you may find yourself on @quotationmarks.bsky.social ‘s 90 days, no interest plan.
December 8, 2024 at 2:40 AM
I think preparing for that eventuality is why the new outlet has shutters even though @boozybadger.bsky.social ’s youngest has aged out of them.
November 26, 2024 at 10:15 PM
If it comes to pass how long before you have to sue yourself?
November 22, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Thank you for this. I remembered this effect from an eclipse during my childhood, didn’t spot it during the recent North American one, and was doubting my memory.
November 21, 2024 at 11:49 PM
My definition is wine that has been spiked. Whereas wine is just a product of fermentation, fortified wine has something distilled added to it, made separately from the wine itself.
November 17, 2024 at 3:58 AM
But… but it’s not an authentic Thanksgiving pizza if there’s no gravy sauce used, and that crust doesn’t seem to be stuffing based.
November 4, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Unnecessarily slick features include the option to use the chamber as a coffin, with the ring structure around it being a carry handle for pallbearers. The base is separate and can be reused.
September 25, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Remember con dealers dens will usually have someone selling those cheap, comfy, and endlessly adjustable elastic belts.
August 23, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Wouldn’t an air fryer run the same risk as a microwave (i.e. the eggs explode so never do it)?
August 22, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Well, you 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 one year until empty nest but you tell them “One more year and then I’m putting up the ‘Room for Rent’ sign.”
August 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
August 14, 2024 at 1:16 AM
And should our membership lapse, very butch lesbians from Document Control immediately appear at our home to retrieve our copy of the gay agenda for safekeeping. It is too sensitive to be left lying in the bathroom around like nuclear secrets or something.
August 3, 2024 at 11:04 PM
…and for some reason I recall a children’ story by Christine Nostlinger. www.imdb.com/title/tt0084...
Conrad: The Factory-Made Boy (1983) ⭐ 7.3 | Family
1h 20m
www.imdb.com
July 26, 2024 at 12:14 PM
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March 13, 2024 at 11:31 PM
“Have no fear. Edgar, like all others, will be brought into our compliance standards shortly.”
February 15, 2024 at 10:22 PM