Uncle Grumpy
@fnoyie.bsky.social
I'm following the same basic tenet I followed over on Twatter:
I'm not that interesting and I'm probably only going to post when I'm drunk enough
I'm not that interesting and I'm probably only going to post when I'm drunk enough
Exactly how pretty were these four big young black men? :D
October 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Exactly how pretty were these four big young black men? :D
First sign of self-awareness this turnip has ever shown.
September 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
First sign of self-awareness this turnip has ever shown.
I was in Colorado Springs twice yesterday. I feel compelled to claim the Shaggy Defense.
August 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I was in Colorado Springs twice yesterday. I feel compelled to claim the Shaggy Defense.
Johnny Bluejeans sayin' what we all thinkin'
July 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Johnny Bluejeans sayin' what we all thinkin'
Made this a while back. Seemed relevant.
June 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Made this a while back. Seemed relevant.
It's pronounced "DEE-brus"
May 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It's pronounced "DEE-brus"
Holy shit. I saw them in concert at a big youth assembly in Orlando in ... 1985? 86? I accidentally spit on Mylon at the meet-and-greet afterward.
April 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Holy shit. I saw them in concert at a big youth assembly in Orlando in ... 1985? 86? I accidentally spit on Mylon at the meet-and-greet afterward.
Mine is a kinda big guy, and I always ask him about the weather. He is, after all, a meaty urologist.
April 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Mine is a kinda big guy, and I always ask him about the weather. He is, after all, a meaty urologist.
So THAT'S why everything sucks.
March 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
So THAT'S why everything sucks.
Except everyone's playing Judas.
March 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Except everyone's playing Judas.
I hear that's illegal now
March 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I hear that's illegal now
Ooooh, SOMEBODY's trying to jump the line of the spineless toadies queued up to lick clean the Incontinent Ignoramus's mudhole.
March 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ooooh, SOMEBODY's trying to jump the line of the spineless toadies queued up to lick clean the Incontinent Ignoramus's mudhole.
When I need a mainline injection of unbridled joy, one song that invariably puts a smile on my face (regardless of my mood) is Dare by Gorillaz. Especially if you watch along with the music video.
March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
When I need a mainline injection of unbridled joy, one song that invariably puts a smile on my face (regardless of my mood) is Dare by Gorillaz. Especially if you watch along with the music video.