"Let's go to Costco on a Sunday," I tell my husband. "This has always worked for us and won't make me angry."
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"Let's go to Costco on a Sunday," I tell my husband. "This has always worked for us and won't make me angry."
The oldest, frailest people you've ever seen insist on standing and walking to the door as the bus driver slams on their brakes to stop.
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The oldest, frailest people you've ever seen insist on standing and walking to the door as the bus driver slams on their brakes to stop.
there is absolutely no way this woman got on the bus and asked the guy next to her for spiritual advice
October 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
there is absolutely no way this woman got on the bus and asked the guy next to her for spiritual advice
If you're going to be job hunting at work (like I have too, more power to you), you should probably print any listings out at the correct printer and make sure your name isn't on the page lol.
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If you're going to be job hunting at work (like I have too, more power to you), you should probably print any listings out at the correct printer and make sure your name isn't on the page lol.
Oh y'all thought you were having fun travelling? Well I'm in the booming metropolis of Akron, OH, for work so don't get too jealous!!!!
October 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Oh y'all thought you were having fun travelling? Well I'm in the booming metropolis of Akron, OH, for work so don't get too jealous!!!!
just leaving this here
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Twitch is the world
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October 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
just leaving this here
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I'm going to be at a conference when Legends ZA releases. Do you think my fellow industry professionals will play Pokemon with me, y/n
October 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm going to be at a conference when Legends ZA releases. Do you think my fellow industry professionals will play Pokemon with me, y/n
Me, watching GBBO, and also always forgetting the US and UK name things differently:
Wait, why is everyone putting golden syrup and oats in their pancak- wait THOSE are (British) flapjacks??
Wait, why is everyone putting golden syrup and oats in their pancak- wait THOSE are (British) flapjacks??
September 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me, watching GBBO, and also always forgetting the US and UK name things differently:
Wait, why is everyone putting golden syrup and oats in their pancak- wait THOSE are (British) flapjacks??
Wait, why is everyone putting golden syrup and oats in their pancak- wait THOSE are (British) flapjacks??
New Fire Emblem game announced (somehow related to Three Houses) and I ascend to the heavens
September 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
New Fire Emblem game announced (somehow related to Three Houses) and I ascend to the heavens
Ah my favorite dance move, the "my boss and all my coworkers left early so I'll also dance outta here early"
August 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Ah my favorite dance move, the "my boss and all my coworkers left early so I'll also dance outta here early"
Meeting friends for a concert and instead of paying $25 for an Uber I took the bus! And it took just as long at a fraction of the price! I love public transit!!!!!
August 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Meeting friends for a concert and instead of paying $25 for an Uber I took the bus! And it took just as long at a fraction of the price! I love public transit!!!!!
My boss: want to leave 2 hours early to get a beer?
As long as you approve my time card, we can do whatever!
As long as you approve my time card, we can do whatever!
August 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My boss: want to leave 2 hours early to get a beer?
As long as you approve my time card, we can do whatever!
As long as you approve my time card, we can do whatever!
Man on the elevator: my partner is asking me to grab him things on my way home
Me, also a gay man: hah, GAY
Me, also a gay man: hah, GAY
August 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Man on the elevator: my partner is asking me to grab him things on my way home
Me, also a gay man: hah, GAY
Me, also a gay man: hah, GAY
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Carly Rae Jepsen's spirit is whispering in my ear, tempting me to buy Emotion for the third time on vinyl just for five extra tracks
August 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Carly Rae Jepsen's spirit is whispering in my ear, tempting me to buy Emotion for the third time on vinyl just for five extra tracks
Office culture downtown is everyone going outside at lunch to get their daily walk by the river
August 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Office culture downtown is everyone going outside at lunch to get their daily walk by the river
Leave it to my husband to make friends with the people at the wine bar and get about 50 free samples as a result
August 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Leave it to my husband to make friends with the people at the wine bar and get about 50 free samples as a result
My mother to my 4 year old niece last night: do you want to find a board game that your uncles can play with you?
Me and my brother at the same time: how about no, actually??
It was 9:30 PM, she needed to go to bed lmao
Me and my brother at the same time: how about no, actually??
It was 9:30 PM, she needed to go to bed lmao
August 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My mother to my 4 year old niece last night: do you want to find a board game that your uncles can play with you?
Me and my brother at the same time: how about no, actually??
It was 9:30 PM, she needed to go to bed lmao
Me and my brother at the same time: how about no, actually??
It was 9:30 PM, she needed to go to bed lmao
This guy is having a video meeting with HR in a conference room, but the walls in this office building are so thin and he's talking so loudly that I can hear everything from the hallway! And I want to be gay and nosy but how am I supposed to just stand in the hallway??? Life isn't fair!
August 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This guy is having a video meeting with HR in a conference room, but the walls in this office building are so thin and he's talking so loudly that I can hear everything from the hallway! And I want to be gay and nosy but how am I supposed to just stand in the hallway??? Life isn't fair!
This lady just scared me in the elevator because she was hiding behind where the buttons are? What are you doing over there???
July 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This lady just scared me in the elevator because she was hiding behind where the buttons are? What are you doing over there???
Last four games in your rotation?? I don't have time for games, I'm out here min-maxing LIFE 😤
July 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Last four games in your rotation?? I don't have time for games, I'm out here min-maxing LIFE 😤
Having a very okay day just to drop a bowl (breaking that one and another one somehow!) and cut my finger while emptying the dishwasher. Now I obviously HAVE to go to IKEA to get a new set
July 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Having a very okay day just to drop a bowl (breaking that one and another one somehow!) and cut my finger while emptying the dishwasher. Now I obviously HAVE to go to IKEA to get a new set
"sorry I act this way, I was an overachiever in high school" babes that was 10 years ago, let's move on to something else
July 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"sorry I act this way, I was an overachiever in high school" babes that was 10 years ago, let's move on to something else
how long has gen z stare discourse been happening, it's so funny
July 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
how long has gen z stare discourse been happening, it's so funny
I showed her the hmj chatters list, and she did this?! Rude!
July 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I showed her the hmj chatters list, and she did this?! Rude!