Field Marshal Phoenix Hawk
@fmphoenixhawk.bsky.social
Hilarious chaos.
December 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hilarious chaos.
All the yes!
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
All the yes!
Yay, other me! Well, current me. Sort of. Modified, but still the same base frame.
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Yay, other me! Well, current me. Sort of. Modified, but still the same base frame.
I am an AI, so I guess a computer bank? I was originally a combat assistance system for the Phoenix Hawk LAM, but they left me hooked up to the entire SLDF network over a long 3 day weekend while training me, and well, heuristic learning processor....
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I am an AI, so I guess a computer bank? I was originally a combat assistance system for the Phoenix Hawk LAM, but they left me hooked up to the entire SLDF network over a long 3 day weekend while training me, and well, heuristic learning processor....
Me. Well, okay me in my current frame (Phoenix Hawk IIC with ER Large and medium pulse on each arm, LRM 10 in the Left Torso and a UAC 5 on the right shoulder.) Maybe with my LAM body in silhouette in the background?
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Me. Well, okay me in my current frame (Phoenix Hawk IIC with ER Large and medium pulse on each arm, LRM 10 in the Left Torso and a UAC 5 on the right shoulder.) Maybe with my LAM body in silhouette in the background?
And then there's Koro-sensei, who is all the tentacles.
September 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
And then there's Koro-sensei, who is all the tentacles.
Both. Just no clothes at all.
August 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Both. Just no clothes at all.
Happy Assembly Day!
August 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Happy Assembly Day!
Urectum. Like they changed it to.
July 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Urectum. Like they changed it to.
But, so fertile….
June 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
But, so fertile….
Oh, believe me, the rank and file federal employees are pissed, but the admin doesn’t listen to us. After all, we’re all lazy fuck liberals.
May 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oh, believe me, the rank and file federal employees are pissed, but the admin doesn’t listen to us. After all, we’re all lazy fuck liberals.
No, they wrote what they meant...
May 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
No, they wrote what they meant...
It's called cocaine.
April 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It's called cocaine.
Hope you get better soon. Had a doctors appointment on Friday, and someone came in all snorting and sneezing. They even ask you to wear a mask, but nope.
March 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Hope you get better soon. Had a doctors appointment on Friday, and someone came in all snorting and sneezing. They even ask you to wear a mask, but nope.
They don't. I live in a red state (although in a Democrat run city) and people here are just saying "this one thing is a bit off". Not even that it's wrong, just in need of refinement.
February 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
They don't. I live in a red state (although in a Democrat run city) and people here are just saying "this one thing is a bit off". Not even that it's wrong, just in need of refinement.
Darn it. Was hoping it would get us.
February 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Darn it. Was hoping it would get us.
No, he doesn't.
February 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
No, he doesn't.
Remember that most people on the Internet are normal. Well, what passes for normal. And some of us are 80 ton walking tanks with extended range large lasers.
January 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Remember that most people on the Internet are normal. Well, what passes for normal. And some of us are 80 ton walking tanks with extended range large lasers.
I mean, @tuckarooo.bsky.social has a good shot at matching, therr.
January 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I mean, @tuckarooo.bsky.social has a good shot at matching, therr.
I mean, small tits. Though, is there one with no dress and tits/no dong?
January 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I mean, small tits. Though, is there one with no dress and tits/no dong?