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Tony 🦗
@fmgrasshopper.coffeehousefm.com
Football Manager player and Arsenal supporter.
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Not the best football at times, but best drama. We’re still bouncing, 2-1 AET 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😍
July 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Hope everybody down my street likes Basement Jaxx today ☀️
July 1, 2025 at 9:52 AM
May 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I now have an elite fishing rod in Minecraft. Probably the best fishing rod? I think so
April 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“Three nil, to the Arsenal” #COYG
April 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I would still watch this with great intent
March 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The Joseph Aldo Gang are no more. Joseph himself got terminated by fellow Football Manager writer Throwing Copper. The other five brought in alive.

That’s bounties 98-103 🎉 and a new recruit to the GnG posse, alongside @dgear86gaming.bsky.social and myself 🤠🤠🤠
March 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Margarita Hernandez, Henry Shaw, Betsy Rosser and Sofia Juarez take me to 92 completed bounties.

Aim is to semi-retire once I get past 100, so I’ve become a Trader for a more chilled lifestyle
March 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I think this is my most rampant night so far on Red Dead Online. High Locklear, Paul Hayes and Alfred Bird are brought in alive.

Then I took the meat wagon out for a ride and delivered the entire Van Horn Honors gang. Dead. All six of them. Dead. Completely dead.

💀💀💀💀💀💀
March 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This afternoon I visited some nice geysers in Red Dead Online (Cotorra Springs)
March 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Quiet Saturday night here: Jack Fowler and Roland Harold are the targets brought in alive. After I burned their protection to a crisp 🔥
March 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Last one of the evening: Philip Carlier. Nasty piece of work who used some kind of drug on me in the swamps of Lagras.

I sobered up and brought him in alive
March 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Live scenes of Dan Gear walking in Thomas Sunford alive. We also collected the dead bounty of Samuel ‘Hatchet’ Butler.

It’s been so good to bring these NPCs to justice with the help of my podcasting partner. 10/10. Would do again
March 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Brought in a legendary bounty (Etta Doyle) and used the money towards a new horse and saddle 🐎
March 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Messed up Alvin Sanders so bad we can no longer recognise him. Burnt to a crisp.

(Didn’t realise they were transporting oil, and accidents are likely to happen with my shooting)
March 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Queen 😍 #RedDeadOnline
March 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Alexander Castle taken down on a train, before I had help from one of the most ruthless mercenaries from the West Country* to claim the live bounties of Jane Lyonel and the entire Henry St John Gang 👏🏻

* @dgear86gaming.bsky.social
March 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
5️⃣0️⃣!!!!

3 of the 4 Brampton Hawk Gang,
Milton Reed, Conor Hope, Nate & Emily Mead and Gus Park Edwards take me to 50 completed bounties.

DMs open it you want somebody hunted down…
February 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
😬
February 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
More justice…

Wilbur Clarke, Felix Brown, Benjamin Day and Riley Portough
February 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Family feuds in these WANTED posters often provide a great backstory. What a wrong’un.

Willie Bell brought in alive. Actress Bella Bell now free to live out her acting career in peace ✅
February 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Jesse Strain brought in alive under -10°C conditions ❄️
February 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Donncha and Padraig O’Reily aka “Devil Twins” are sleeping in the cells now
February 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Couple more lunchtime bounties:

(1) Daniel Carroll. Boy, can he roll; sadly to his death as I lasso’ed him underneath a wagon. DOA.

(2) Jack David and Jack Anderson. Brought these boys in after they were doing some casual Brokeback mountain up in New Hanover.
February 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
A significant amount of tonight’s earnings have been spent on a new corset and dress
February 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM