Volker Stolz
@fm-volker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Unprofessional takes on CompSci and other things. Card-carrying member of @informatik. Sub-tooter at https://fediscience.org/@selabhvl.
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Doing random things on my bank’s web-site. Why would they even have a field for this under personal details?!?
#sparkasse
#sparkasse
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Doing random things on my bank’s web-site. Why would they even have a field for this under personal details?!?
#sparkasse
#sparkasse
*sigh* Have to switch charts in #homeassistant some day…
December 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
*sigh* Have to switch charts in #homeassistant some day…
We're harnessing the computational power of an entire planet for … exactly what?
Not sure if this is Teams or Apple, but evidently it can only resolve single-character-mistake typos :-/
Not sure if this is Teams or Apple, but evidently it can only resolve single-character-mistake typos :-/
December 18, 2025 at 9:37 AM
We're harnessing the computational power of an entire planet for … exactly what?
Not sure if this is Teams or Apple, but evidently it can only resolve single-character-mistake typos :-/
Not sure if this is Teams or Apple, but evidently it can only resolve single-character-mistake typos :-/
Peace activists protesting against this year’s Nobel Peace Prize is somehow incredibly on-brand for 2025…
#nobelpeaceprize
https://www.nrk.no/nyheter/nobels-fredspris-1.11291900
#nobelpeaceprize
https://www.nrk.no/nyheter/nobels-fredspris-1.11291900
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Peace activists protesting against this year’s Nobel Peace Prize is somehow incredibly on-brand for 2025…
#nobelpeaceprize
https://www.nrk.no/nyheter/nobels-fredspris-1.11291900
#nobelpeaceprize
https://www.nrk.no/nyheter/nobels-fredspris-1.11291900
This VSCode issue was apparently irritating enough (or rather not finding proper documentation) that I’ve returned to StackOverflow after … a bit of an absence.
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This VSCode issue was apparently irritating enough (or rather not finding proper documentation) that I’ve returned to StackOverflow after … a bit of an absence.
They must’ve noticed the 5-6 Norwegians checking in!
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
They must’ve noticed the 5-6 Norwegians checking in!
Oh FFS, how are your Dockerfiles coming along?
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Oh FFS, how are your Dockerfiles coming along?
Oh no, German chancellor Merz is coming on a state visit to 🇳🇴! What do you think he’s going to insult the locals with during/after his visit this time? Leave your suggestions below! I’ll start:
- “Ich bin froh, endlich wieder ein Bierchen zu vernünftigen […]
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- “Ich bin froh, endlich wieder ein Bierchen zu vernünftigen […]
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November 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Oh no, German chancellor Merz is coming on a state visit to 🇳🇴! What do you think he’s going to insult the locals with during/after his visit this time? Leave your suggestions below! I’ll start:
- “Ich bin froh, endlich wieder ein Bierchen zu vernünftigen […]
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- “Ich bin froh, endlich wieder ein Bierchen zu vernünftigen […]
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Wenigstens schämen sie sich.
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Wenigstens schämen sie sich.
Yeah, #booking_com, how WAS my experience?!
![Feedback reads: "Not. At. All. You only reacted when I called you. My in-system messages about the refund-dispute were completely ignored. After our call, I received an email-address to interact with. My email to that address was ignored until I called again.
To add insult to injury, your agent then told me on the phone that you will not cover the full difference in expenses, "because [I] did not immediately contacted you to dispute your offer of a partial payment." Conveniently, all in-system messages for that booking are now unavailable to me in your web-interface.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ujoz52qgfncyrxphqqh4tduc/bafkreighkllrl4mlljj2wxy6hpazrpwuawtjk7jy2sr6dlfpvdlf2duoyi@jpeg)
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Yeah, #booking_com, how WAS my experience?!
I put “NordPool spot prices” and “FMU” together into a sentence so that you don’t have to: https://codeberg.org/fm_volker/Nordpool-FMU
This project generates a Functional Mockup Unit (FMU) that uses Nord Pool's HTTP API to request and provide day-ahead […]
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This project generates a Functional Mockup Unit (FMU) that uses Nord Pool's HTTP API to request and provide day-ahead […]
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November 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I put “NordPool spot prices” and “FMU” together into a sentence so that you don’t have to: https://codeberg.org/fm_volker/Nordpool-FMU
This project generates a Functional Mockup Unit (FMU) that uses Nord Pool's HTTP API to request and provide day-ahead […]
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This project generates a Functional Mockup Unit (FMU) that uses Nord Pool's HTTP API to request and provide day-ahead […]
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Ivan presented our Ruleless Digitial Twins already on Monday at DataMod.
We didn’t bother to stage another photo-op, I’m sure you can spot him front of the “carpet”.
We didn’t bother to stage another photo-op, I’m sure you can spot him front of the “carpet”.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Ivan presented our Ruleless Digitial Twins already on Monday at DataMod.
We didn’t bother to stage another photo-op, I’m sure you can spot him front of the “carpet”.
We didn’t bother to stage another photo-op, I’m sure you can spot him front of the “carpet”.
#iryo photo-op train-spotted in Madrid-Atocha.
And wow, Metro Madrid selling me a mandatory transport card to store the ticket for 2,50€ extra. Let’s hope I come back to make good use of it and actually come back before they switch systems again.
And wow, Metro Madrid selling me a mandatory transport card to store the ticket for 2,50€ extra. Let’s hope I come back to make good use of it and actually come back before they switch systems again.
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
#iryo photo-op train-spotted in Madrid-Atocha.
And wow, Metro Madrid selling me a mandatory transport card to store the ticket for 2,50€ extra. Let’s hope I come back to make good use of it and actually come back before they switch systems again.
And wow, Metro Madrid selling me a mandatory transport card to store the ticket for 2,50€ extra. Let’s hope I come back to make good use of it and actually come back before they switch systems again.
@b0rk I’m idly wondering: did you already run a survey if people actually look at/care about the output of `git push`? Are people looking for more than “Oh someone was faster than you, git pull and hope that you don’t have to do any cleanup”/“You forgot to […]
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[Original post on mastodon.social]
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
@b0rk I’m idly wondering: did you already run a survey if people actually look at/care about the output of `git push`? Are people looking for more than “Oh someone was faster than you, git pull and hope that you don’t have to do any cleanup”/“You forgot to […]
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[Original post on mastodon.social]
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
RE: https://mastodon.social/@NRKno_bot/115490162559030871
Auto-Politik in #oslo ist mal wieder: “Was soll ich denn als 86-Jährige machen [wenn nicht mit dem Auto zum Supermarkt fahren], das Fahrrad oder den ÖPNV nehmen?”.
#verkehrswende
Auto-Politik in #oslo ist mal wieder
#verkehrswende
November 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
RE: https://mastodon.social/@NRKno_bot/115490162559030871
Auto-Politik in #oslo ist mal wieder: “Was soll ich denn als 86-Jährige machen [wenn nicht mit dem Auto zum Supermarkt fahren], das Fahrrad oder den ÖPNV nehmen?”.
#verkehrswende
Auto-Politik in #oslo ist mal wieder
#verkehrswende
Warum interviewen die #tagesthemen eigentlich einen alten weißen Mann aus der Fossil-Industrie zum Thema #klimawandel, und nicht seine Enkel?
#evonik
#evonik
October 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Warum interviewen die #tagesthemen eigentlich einen alten weißen Mann aus der Fossil-Industrie zum Thema #klimawandel, und nicht seine Enkel?
#evonik
#evonik
October 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Spicy take vom WDR 😬
Aber: Guten Morgen, NRW!
Aber: Guten Morgen, NRW!
October 20, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Spicy take vom WDR 😬
Aber: Guten Morgen, NRW!
Aber: Guten Morgen, NRW!
Kenne ich jemanden bei der #RegioIT in #aachen? Oder jemanden, der weiß warum sich deren MTA bei diesem #tls ClientHello nach einem STMP STARTTLS (Debian Sendmail 8.18.1 auf meiner Seite) verschluckt? Verbindung bleibt bestehen, ist aber tot […]
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[Original post on mastodon.social]
October 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Kenne ich jemanden bei der #RegioIT in #aachen? Oder jemanden, der weiß warum sich deren MTA bei diesem #tls ClientHello nach einem STMP STARTTLS (Debian Sendmail 8.18.1 auf meiner Seite) verschluckt? Verbindung bleibt bestehen, ist aber tot […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
This was an interesting post on how to sneak yourself sideways into a running UNPRIVILEGED container with elevated privileges, e.g. to run `gdb`:
https://nvartolomei.com/debugging-programs-running-inside-docker-containers--in-production/
https://nvartolomei.com/debugging-programs-running-inside-docker-containers--in-production/
October 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This was an interesting post on how to sneak yourself sideways into a running UNPRIVILEGED container with elevated privileges, e.g. to run `gdb`:
https://nvartolomei.com/debugging-programs-running-inside-docker-containers--in-production/
https://nvartolomei.com/debugging-programs-running-inside-docker-containers--in-production/