There is still hope Blockbuster.

Love Is Blind but apparently so is the family tree.

Reminds me of the two I took two Mucniex PM’s at the same time and saw the face of God.

Someone get the scoreboard operator a stiff drink and an ice pack.

Binge watching. Eating an entire bag of Doritos. Pretending I have standards. Telling myself I’ll just watch one episode, only to look up hours later, fully invested in whether or not Dave is just a tabloid journalist.

This team is sick.

‘Bryce Dallas Howard’ just sounds like a 5 star wideout who just torched your secondary for 200 yards and a game winning TD.

Just imagine what she could do in Jeff Brohm’s offense.

I’ll bite—do you want deepcut film analysis, unhinged Nick Cage enthusiasm, or someone who can finally give Ratatouille the respect it deserves as the greatest culinary thriller of all-time?

like watching someone try to explain crypto as their NFT portfolio burns in real time. Full of misplaced confidence, no actual value, and a disaster everyone saw coming.

/lights cigarette

This pleases me.

Kelsey’s got Louisville looking like a basketball team again, which is a refreshing change from the ‘vibes and vibes only’ era of Kenny Payne.

The selection committee saw the state of Kentucky getting along for five minutes and said, ‘Nah, let’s fix that.’