One week without the boss is looking like a week of 119% productivity… let me get my cape😭

The Dwarves of Durin’s Folk who fought to reclaim Erebore (The Lonely Mountain) will dance and rejoice over ale and tiny heaux in Valhalla‼️ Well deserved gentlemen 🙏🏼

I dont know if it’s just me but literally every pair of Retro 11 jays I’ve owned since 2008 squeaks when I walk… like the what’s the weight limit on these joints?!

Totally did not account for thawing out my car this morning 😭 ah well at least I got my email out announcing the completion of my TL;DR KJV Bible Index

Two weeks off and I’m still like— not enough time🤷🏽‍♀️ Jan 5 bout to show up like the Avengers 😭

My boss is a dead ringer for the late Leslie Jordan… except everybody loves Leslie Jordan… my chaotic boss—not so much

Deadass. Each time my manager or a manager-adjacent human approaches me with a new problem I smile, nod profusely, and mouth “if you don’t get the fuck…’ as they walk out of my office😭

40 is whoopin’ my ass in the best way possible. I’m over here in flexi-rods, sipping Rémy, making navy beans & my grandma’s biscuits like I’m somebody’s department head on a soft-life salary.
Confidence loud. Hair louder. Amen. 🥂

Wrap dresses show off how crazy my titty to waist ratio is. I get what I want every time.

At this point mental health and prayer is just increasing the threshold at which we can cope with more and more meaningless obligations and commitments. The sentence “No.” is the answer. No prayer or copay needed.

Happy Sunday ❤️ me, the sun, and these curls🥰

Once you hit 40, sleep becomes an Olympic sport 😩 You can’t sleep on your stomach or your back. Temp better be perfect. You need 2-1/2 meals, 1.7 snacks, 96.3 oz of hydration, organic sourced mushroom 🍄 supplements, prayer (real ones), journaling, & 11 mins of yoga—just to function the next day 💀

I tried the Substack platform, just not the same mouth feel…😌 I hope I love it here

@only1chelz.bsky.social omg it’s my baby!!! Thank you for telling me about the app❤️

the view didn’t change. i did.
snapped this after i finally snapped out of a BPD relationship and settled into my boundaries
peace don’t always show up loud — sometimes it’s just a balcony, a book, and the kind of silence that don’t make you flinch anymore.
@flytilwefade 🕊