Fly Plague Doc
@flyplaguedoctor.bsky.social
I'm the last plague doctor on earth and you best believe in gonna cure everyone.
Pinned
Mgs3 Misson: You need to infiltrate Soviet jungles to go kill your old boss and on the way you're gonna fight some this revolver loving guy.
Mgs5 Misson: You need to get an old guy to manufacture estrogen to turn the bioweapon ethnic cleansing parasites in your lungs trans.
Mgs5 Misson: You need to get an old guy to manufacture estrogen to turn the bioweapon ethnic cleansing parasites in your lungs trans.
June 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Mgs3 Misson: You need to infiltrate Soviet jungles to go kill your old boss and on the way you're gonna fight some this revolver loving guy.
Mgs5 Misson: You need to get an old guy to manufacture estrogen to turn the bioweapon ethnic cleansing parasites in your lungs trans.
Mgs5 Misson: You need to get an old guy to manufacture estrogen to turn the bioweapon ethnic cleansing parasites in your lungs trans.
I like how in the span of a single week isreal has gone from genociding Palestinians to theoretically genociding the entire planet by kickstarting ww3
June 18, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I like how in the span of a single week isreal has gone from genociding Palestinians to theoretically genociding the entire planet by kickstarting ww3
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cat licking a lemon . jpg
May 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
cat licking a lemon . jpg
theres this german rapper whos like yuno miles but it sounds actually listenable and the only sentances i actually picked up was "I took a shit on my ops street" "I scammed a kid out of a nintendo switch" and "her (his grandmother's) Motorola go ring ring"
May 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
theres this german rapper whos like yuno miles but it sounds actually listenable and the only sentances i actually picked up was "I took a shit on my ops street" "I scammed a kid out of a nintendo switch" and "her (his grandmother's) Motorola go ring ring"
Fuming at the fact that chess.com connects you to people across the world because what the fuck do you mean some kid from iraq beat me in chess who the fuck taught him how to play
May 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Fuming at the fact that chess.com connects you to people across the world because what the fuck do you mean some kid from iraq beat me in chess who the fuck taught him how to play
they laced my tea
April 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
they laced my tea
what
Dude teto.. kasane teto but its her. its her but holding my boyfriend's hand like as the world detinated nukes.... and itd a drawing
and yeah
and yeah
April 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
what
Dude teto.. kasane teto but its her. its her but holding my boyfriend's hand like as the world detinated nukes.... and itd a drawing
and yeah
and yeah
April 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Dude teto.. kasane teto but its her. its her but holding my boyfriend's hand like as the world detinated nukes.... and itd a drawing
and yeah
and yeah
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Just bombed a chem test real hard. Homeless people watch out today.
April 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Just bombed a chem test real hard. Homeless people watch out today.
I downloaded balatro 2 days ago and ive been playing it nonstop. it feels like its been 20 minutes. balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro
April 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I downloaded balatro 2 days ago and ive been playing it nonstop. it feels like its been 20 minutes. balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro
Everytime I see those "men only want one thing" memes they always get it wrong. What we really want is a large wooden ship which we sail during a massive storm, fighting the kraken with our crew and cannons. Finally using both our whit and skill to outmenuavure the massive crashing waves narrowly.
April 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Everytime I see those "men only want one thing" memes they always get it wrong. What we really want is a large wooden ship which we sail during a massive storm, fighting the kraken with our crew and cannons. Finally using both our whit and skill to outmenuavure the massive crashing waves narrowly.
Just realized there may be some confusion. I did not have a cerebrovascular accident. I engaged in masturbation.
had a stroke
March 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Just realized there may be some confusion. I did not have a cerebrovascular accident. I engaged in masturbation.
Just got some of the most enlightening texts on earth. The art of war, the constitution and declaration of independence, the communist manifesto, and books 1-5 of chainsaw man.
I've become a scholar now.
I've become a scholar now.
March 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just got some of the most enlightening texts on earth. The art of war, the constitution and declaration of independence, the communist manifesto, and books 1-5 of chainsaw man.
I've become a scholar now.
I've become a scholar now.
One last one for tonight I'm getting really into drawing shitty stupid stuff I find funny
March 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
One last one for tonight I'm getting really into drawing shitty stupid stuff I find funny
One last drawing before I go back to my Chinese sweatshop job of drawing
March 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
One last drawing before I go back to my Chinese sweatshop job of drawing
More first world problems
March 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
More first world problems
Sigh, just one of my many first world problems, not having enough blanket 😔
March 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Sigh, just one of my many first world problems, not having enough blanket 😔
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I love to glugnut
February 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I love to glugnut
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