Also James Bond as an upgrade over Mork? Clearly Sally Field won here. The phrase “run by fruiting” is funny though.

I’m in the Baltimore suburbs right now, but I know you’re not in the city…

Merry Christmas!

This is the kind of shit I get super fixated on. Similar to my other favorite musical from Germany (which I saw in its brief broadway run in English) Rocky! The musical! That features a song I often quote “At least my nose isn’t broken”: youtu.be/M0NJt558B0U?...

In short, the Charlotte airport is the ultimate liminal space for me.

Basically, I know I’m in North Carolina right now but it feels more like it’s just a nameless place in 1998. It’s weird this is the same state that I am okay driving to go to the beach.

Side note, I wish the AA hub was up in RDU and not here. I thoroughly enjoy that airport.

I think Charlotte is the place I’ve been the most but never actually left the airport. My personal goal is to never actually go to this city but always connect in its airport. Note, I know the airport is probably its worst part but I’m doing a thing now.

I look forward to going to rehab assignments in Bowie (and maybe Frederick) for Mr. Alonso.

Or the only person who doesn’t just take a system’s word as gospel.

What’s even more hilarious is that these aren’t even the best spots if you were parking and going inside to shop. It’s just…annoying.

I’ve only experienced it in Potomac, which makes sense on so many levels.

Listen, as a resident of your neighborhood 15 years ago, I think the Character of the Neighborhood(TM) improved with your home being built. Just needs another S on springs.

Unfamiliar with the whale song? youtube.com/shorts/P9CAF...