Imagine a Home Alone 2 without the “Wet Bandits” and instead it’s the hotel staff, led by Tim Curry, trying to thwart Kevin.

Bill Oatley would never tweet this

I realized on a recent rewatch of The Wire that John Doman (Bill Rawls) would play a great Trump. He already has the Trump mouth thing down. He may be too old now though (they’re the same age).

Disney+ should rebrand in October as Disney Pus💧