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Minor quibble: not only did Gordie Howe play against the prisoners, he played alongside them too.

I believe these are the original lyrics to Frank Zappa's "Why Does it Hurt When I Pee"

Okay, concertina dealers, time to step up

Strangely, only the week before, a bug comedian was also conviced of voluntary mantislaughter

So he thinks the Real Manly-Man Way is to clam up and sulk?

What a schmuck.

This holiday season let’s all remember to keep Saturn in Saturnalia.

Oh geez. It's the annual egress systems safety training, come true.

This training was responsible for at least one bad dream for me per year, as was the annual "don't get sucked into the intake" training.

"That would be so stupid. I want it to happen so bad."

If this isn't the Platonic essence of the DGB philosophy, I don't know what is.

(If it's not obvious, the above is meant as a high compliment)