Customer : "please do xyz in ridiculously small time frame."
Dev: "okay I will try"
Dev does thing in stupidly small time frame
Dev: "have done thing can you sign off on it please"
Customer: "what is an email"
The life of a dev

Waiting for a Salesforce sandbox refresh is the tech way of watching piant dry

Is the size or the shape? Or is it the pounding baseline

If a girl thinks it can kill its probably worth asking for details before saying yes hop on

I truly wouldn’t care if a man dressed like the king of England was in the urinal next to me. I get that for extremely online rightwingers, a trip to a public bathroom might be the most memorable moment of the day, but the rest of us truly do not give a shit who is peeing nearby.