Also, and I feel like I have to point this out quite a bit, Netflix doesn't care about the rivalries and tribalism in our little world. They care about content, adding subscribers, and finding reasons to justify another rate increase.

Yes. The answer is "Yes."

Looks like being professional and working three minutes helped. Who woulda think it?

I want the footage of Black Friday, when the staff can't get anything done because they have to gladhand every goddamned person in the store.

Jim Herd. I blame Jim Herd.

I KNEW IT WAS A WORK!!! It really was Tony Clifton all along!

My hips, however...

We are young...and SWUAV-AY

Wait.... you're running against.... LARRY FINE?!?

Somehow...in some way...I feel like @gailsimone.bsky.social is to blame.

With all due respect sir, the man who brought us KILLDOZER is surely infallible and should be treated as such.

Jumbo shrimp. Free Press. Sbarro's Pizza.

And what would you know about nuked Fantasy Leagues, pal? Asking for a friend.

(It's been too long since I could make a Lopez joke anywhere. I was jonesing.)

And a partridge in a peeaaarrr treeee.

Clearly, the next step is for Speedball to start teaming with Gravity.