Hey, Timmy! We're about to hand out the "I fell for it again" awards and we're just wondering what color you'd like your ribbon to be. Get back to us when you're done folding. XOXO ...

Rude!
Not WRONG, but …
Rude!

That last one hurts Gymbo extra hard because durnit, he liked that slavery statue!

How wide is the White House? Wondering how many gallows we can build across the front of the thing.

YeeeeeeeeEEEEEEAAAAAAAH

Straight nightmare fuel.

4 yard gain on 2nd and 7? Play the worst fight song in the NCAA, badly, again.

Can't wait to miss that game

It's bad enough to get Kennesaw State'd when you're allegedly a Power 4 school, but you are developing the reputation as old man who yells at clouds. Nobody wants to play for a whiny coot. Coach ball more, pontificate about the inequities of the world less.

Enjoy your goat anus pierogi, Dersh, you scumbucket.

Goddamn people. The reference to Stalin has to do with his historical revision, not his philosophy of government.

Fuck off, read Animal Farm, and maybe spare me the fascism versus communism lecture.

I do it just for the halibut

If you find me the democrats that *don't* regret it, those are the ones we need to get into the sea first.

They all go in the sea, of course, but

I have heard tell of a mute list that catches out all these vermin.

I need to learn the path.

The man can only type so fast

You can't actually WELL AKSHUALLY that without sounding like a pedophile.

there's one right around the corner from me in the neighborhood. I've seen it a lot, and up close. They're pretty slick.

It's also full of some of those files they never did find. The good ones.

Ivana is holding up a bridge somewhere.