You can't gaslight me, babe, I have an impeccable internal clock. If I'd been asleep for a month, my mouth would be dry as hell and my wholebodywueghrdbehahmiss. . . . . .help!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S 'APRIL'!? THAT'S NOT A TIME, THAT'S A MONTH.

Get you a wife who can do both!

Big thumbs up... Ehh? Big was an overshot. It's a little thumbs up, a brave thumbs up!

First impressions are always bad for him. He'd put that 'try again' in his pocket for the second impression... whenever that came to pass.

"Get home safely."

/ I'd love that! I crave more non-smut storylines for my idiot son

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT CRIME IN THIS!? MY ASS IS OUT!

I'm on it! I'll be there in thirteen minutes flat!

Safe. Cared for. Loved. Himself. He felt like himself in her arms... not too sure who he was, but he felt it.