Just turn it around. The back side should be shiny

Guy has placed me on a two to three minute hold four times now. He asked again if he could and I asked him what he was doing while I was on hold and he said, “uhhhhhh… checking on some information to make sure everything is as it should be.”
So I said, sure put me on hold again, that checks out.

Inhibitions: Released ✅
Rain on Skin: Felt ✅

Parking at a gas pump without getting gas is something that feels like it should be illegal but is not illegal.

*loud incorrect buzzer sound*

*Open Mic Night*

Me, way too close to the mic: The female form of matter is mattress.

Me waiting for Starfield shipping info from GameStop

Hijinks? My jinks are quite low, actually.

Eating steak tonight