I swear to metaphorical and nonexistent god, I will see this through. It will be challenging. It will be expensive. It might even be painful. But it will be worth every molecule of blood, sweat, and tears.

Stay tuned.

In fact, I'll make a solemn pledge right here and right now: if the next Animalympics doesn't bless our eyes within the next twenty years, I'll fund the project myself. No shortcuts, no outsourcing, and, of course, absolutely NO AI!