(Cont’d)
You gladly buy the Solid another beer. As a Fluffy, I know there are three major clans: The Sky Clan, The Water Clan and The Ground Clan. They each have their sub-clans.
The Sky Clan has one Major Clan: The Floaty-bys in the Sky Clan. Yep, that’s me.

(Cont’d)
The amount of Fluffy Clans vary depending on who you talk to, for instance, you are at a dank, smelly hole-in-the-wall bar and sitting by a Solid you dare them to name one of the Fluffy Clans. They will say ‘What the fuck are you talking about you asinine asshole, buy me another beer’.

(Cont’d)
Before you get upset that Fluffs existence is due to the Flubs, please understand that Flubs cannot read, so they will never know they could hold one over on us at the Bi-Eon Gathering, unless someone chooses to inform the Flubs that they are the accidental creators of the Fluffs.

(Cont’d)

The Foamy Bubbly Things Clan figured how to become sentient when the Flubs kept flopping on them laughing at their simplistic nature. So, one could say it took a Flub to spark the evolution of the Fluffs.

(Cont)
In the beginning, for a very long time, there were only the Foamy Bubbly Things Clan. It took too long for Fluffs to form into Sentient Beings. Research indicated the longer than expected time is the fact the Foamy Bubbly Things Clan did not know they were supposed to form into other things.

Goober next to her mini-me cat

(Cont)

Chapter One
The Beginning

No one knows when Fluff’s began as there are so many types of Fluff and too many Clans. However, I will attempt to make-up reasonable theories.

(cont)
The contents of ‘The Book of Fluffy Lore’ covers all aspects of what it is to be Fluffy. Including the history when Fluffs became the dominate species, snuffing out the Solids attempt to destroy anything not Solid. Chapters titled ‘Mountains and Mountains of Ignorance’ and ‘Dynamite, use it.’

‘The Book of Fluffy Lore’ is considered the most important according to me. It is continually updated, footnoted, marginal notes are kept intact along with any drawings, scribbles and red marks.
The contents consist of all aspects of what it is to be Fluffy.

(Continued)
‘The Mostly Quoted Unauthorized and Unofficial Book of Fluffy Lore’
‘The Never Quoted Authorized Book of Fluffy Lore’
‘The Always Quoted Unofficial and Unauthorized Book of Fluffy Lore’
‘The “Overly Punctuated” and Never Read Book of Fluffy Lore,.:;’

So, I’m qualified to make up anything I want when it comes to Fluffy Lore.
This could also explain why there are so many books concerning Fluffy Lore.
‘The Unofficial Authorized Book of Fluffy Lore’
(to be continued)

PREFACE
To be clear, I’m not the official Keeper of the Fluffy Lore, I pretend to be, which according to Fluffy Lore is sufficient, mainly because there never was a “Keeper of Fluffy Lore”. One would think there should have been a Keeper. So, here I am.

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