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fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

Fixed their stupid clock, wasn't even working right

I changed the html of the doomsday clock to say the real time. That's pretty much the joke don't worry about the details, it's a less than mid joke.

June 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM

fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

Planning lately:

“Sorry I’ve been busy”= “I’m locked in decision paralysis from stress”

“I’m free anytime I have nothing going on”= “Please spontaneously asked me to show up so I don’t agonise over scheduling”

I will fix me tomorrow; today I will mix Arizona green tea, cranberry juice, and vodka.

This is what is in the picture: Arizona Green Tea, OceanSpra Cranberry and Raspberry, these were the ingredients to making a wholesome Friday beverage; but suddenly the professor accidentally added a secret ingredient to the concoction: Absolute Vodka.

Thus my Friday evening was born.

March 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM

fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

github.com/zadam/trilium

Nice little note taking tool.

It's a graph of how my notes are laid out.

March 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM

fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

A cork board with stuff pinned to it, sorry bad description.

March 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM

fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

After doing my morning hot sauce tarot reading, I have revealed Taco Bell’s hidden intent.

Hot sauce packets from my daily hot sauce tarot reading. Inscribed on them are the following premonitions:

“Yes to forever”
“I Do”
“Marry Me!”
“Double Dare You”

The future is clear, I will be wed.

March 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM

fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

Termites is a “Grand Slam”

Termite and a baseball

March 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM

fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

Termite is a “Grand Slam”

Termite with baseball

March 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM

fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

Blue Sky for Smash Bros?

February 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM

fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

I counter with your mother’s prego

February 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM

fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

Dang that’s some deep snow for the south. When it melts will it flood or evaporate and make little rainbows?

I gots my feets in the snow, I live in Florida so a blanket of snow is a nice change from the hellish heat we normally have.

January 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM

fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

I take some screenshot

It’s a Botan kitty cat, she is from Yu Yu Hakusho

It’s an angry penguin thing, it is from Yu Yu Hakusho

January 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM

fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WHOLESOME SOCCER SHOW

When I’m with you, I start throbbing like never before.

The image is of soccer. It’s almost wholesome that they love the sport so much that it turns them on.

January 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM

fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

I uh, I thought this anime was about soccer

I’m the seed, and the goal net is the egg.

The image is of people playing soccer.

[My soccer cells] are tingling and stirring to spark.

The image is of an egg being fertilized by sperm (in soccer)

I’ll knock you up!

The image is of soccer. I suspect he wants to fuck the soccer ball.

January 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM

fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

I mean thanks for the free taco but wtf taco bell? Mean

Free taco voucher that says “You deserve it. Taco Bell telling me I deserve it preemptively before eating food that will destroy my stomach.

December 30, 2024 at 6:31 PM

fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

...okay twitter is a lost cause at this point, pointing out the obvious.

My notifications are being weird on twitter again to the point where I visit the site just to see what the notifications are pushing. This time someone called Elon a slur and it's telling me Elon said yes to something. Twitter is dead.

December 29, 2024 at 7:57 PM

fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

What a wonderful quintuplet, three outta five ain’t bad

The quintuplet bot club pays me a visit on my post by liking it, however two are missing therefore I cannot help but feel they may have met with some terrible fate. I wish them well, and I hope they may reunite soon, for blood is the bond that holds us all together.

They have the numbers 3, 4, and 5 in their names and they have the same icon and almost the same names.

December 29, 2024 at 3:35 PM

fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

Why are the notifications like this????

Notifications on twitter is annoying and is pushing content to my face

December 23, 2024 at 9:55 PM

fluffikinz

@fluffikinz.bsky.social

I went back to twitter, cause occasionally I scroll for a few minutes, and this was in my notifications for some reason?

I feel like I divorced him and he crying out to reach me wtf is this notification system?