Fleischwurst_
flschwrst.bsky.social
Fleischwurst_
@flschwrst.bsky.social
[Insert something pseudo-intellectual/funny/sigma here] Biggest furfag on this side on the Internet :3
"You're so dense!"

"Tahnkds it's my Mercury dress."
June 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
"Okay Chatgpt how to get a meaty cylinder unstuck out of a Pringles can pleas very urgent"
June 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
dude same
May 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Hey! Leave my bro alone he's very farsighted and lost his contact lenses, you meanie!
April 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don't know anyone named porn leave me alone :c
April 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Wo Satire? Der Post ist zu real :')
April 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
He's the shopkeeper, you may boop him if you buy something :3
April 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
*inhales*

EARS
April 20, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Look at her smug expression, she think's this is one big silly game.

Ugh, lock her up. I can't stand this gremlin.
April 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Guess they...

Gotyourorgans

:p
April 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Roaming around the area, just looking for hidden items and always discovering something cool I didn't know about!

...To then find out how many people I can set ablaze.
April 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
*Anyone, not everyone
April 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Well turns out one-sided thinking and merciless schadenfreude isn't just limited to the far-right. Everyone can be an asshole. Man, shit's sad.
April 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Same
April 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
This would be a great album cover frfr. And here I am struggling to even draw boxes :')
April 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dat looks good af! <3
April 9, 2025 at 10:27 AM
All Ace people are my homies, though I'm bi :P

Happy ace day! Y'all kick ass!
April 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
If I were to wear the same, and we'd kiss, would it cancel out the gay and make us straight? I'm asking for a friend I swear!!!
April 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Free my boy! He didn't do anything wrong! A little arson never hurt anyone!
April 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Nah miss me with dat gay shit.

*cuddles you very platonically*
March 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Could Jesus microwave a Burrito so hot that he himself cannot eat it?
March 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
"I hate this game!"

*Proceeds to play for 6 more hours*

Gosh, I wish it was like that!
March 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Worth it.
February 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Man I'm so jealous! I wanna pet a cute lil' foxxo too!
February 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM