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flox.monster
Wyvern Dryke 🦊💜
@flox.monster
Creator, joker, chaos-maker. Fox 🦊. Writer, artist, coder, hugger, goofball, potty-mouth.💩 Proudly #Genderfluid.

Blog & #art: https://flox.monster
Great gourmet #tea: https://coyoteas.com.

In #SecondLife I run ~Lantian/Flox~.

Let's all have fun! 😀
The REAL Chipocalypse.
Chinchillas Unite!
September 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Hey everybody, tired of Doomscrolling?
Try a dose of Cute!

I built this list - Happy Stuff: bsky.app/profile/wyve...
April 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Name a better qualified Doctor than Dr. Oz to run Medicare.
Dr. Evil ftw! At least he's upfront about taking bribes and wanting to destroy us all.
November 22, 2024 at 11:16 AM
If #foxes ruled the world...

There would be no trash on the highways because,
Every time someone threw something away,
Somebody else would run over to sniff it,
And see if there's anything good inside.
(Then carry it off to play with later.)
November 21, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Aww! I love the puppies!!

Thanks Nacho Nacho Man, that's awesome 👍
January 16, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Thanks, Anonymous! You too.
January 16, 2024 at 10:56 AM
If #foxes ruled the world..

McD's Happy Meals would all be chicken nuggets with sparkly chewtoys.
🦊🍗
January 15, 2024 at 12:33 PM
FUCK!!

The last show I watched was a documentary on Jeffrey Dahmer.
January 13, 2024 at 8:35 AM
#anxiety really high tonight.
Must work more on inner peace, stop biting idgits.

Peace, peace, ommmm.....
Snaaaaaxxxx....

🧘‍♀️🦊📿🫐🍇🍎🍓🍥🍡🧁

So much bettah! 😀
January 10, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Sniffs you curiously.

I sorries, I didn't know it was a sekrit.
Wags his tails.
January 9, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Hellz yeah! Bite the Bigots!
January 8, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Oh NO! You poor dear. I had bacon today.
January 8, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Lolol I love this one!
🦊❤️
January 8, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Yay for 400 posts!
I am officially garrulous.
January 8, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Who the fuck is this Bill Ackerman twit, and why has he the impression that his feces are scentless? 💩
January 8, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Looks up "Canthal tilt" & rolls eyes.
Ok see this is how stupid trends are.

In the 1980s, this guy was considered cute but "sneaky" or "troublemaking" like a weasel. Now, his positive Canthal tilt makes him alpha male? Lol

(Don't get me wrong, Mr. Slater, I still think you're great.) ❤️
January 7, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Whew! That's a relief.
January 6, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Cheers for 300 posts!

I am effusive and silly.
January 5, 2024 at 12:21 PM
🙁 It's ok, you're just transforming into a silver fox!
January 5, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Passes out healthy oatmeal cookies to the hungry and malnourished who need love. First three, check! 🍪❤️
January 3, 2024 at 7:28 AM
I love my body. Thank you!
January 3, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Sad fox face. 🦊😕
November 1, 2023 at 6:29 AM
Trick or Treat! 🦊🎃
October 31, 2023 at 8:58 AM
See you won't catch us foxes making such trouble. Just leave out some trash, maybe a tasty chicken now and then, we are your friends forever! 🦊💕
October 30, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Blessed #Samhain and Happy #Halloween!
May all your gourds be heavy and full.

Quick shout-out: on my website flox.monster, I offer great printed products (like shirts, blankets, etc..) with my original art. Like the pic below ;-)
October 29, 2023 at 7:09 AM