Flowrats
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Super queer lady
Noncredible
NAFO🇺🇲 🇺🇦
Avid reader
Politics junkie
Videogamer
Noncredible
NAFO🇺🇲 🇺🇦
Avid reader
Politics junkie
Videogamer
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After eating some crab salad and washing it down with cream soda
"Why do I feel sick?"
"Why do I feel sick?"
July 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
After eating some crab salad and washing it down with cream soda
"Why do I feel sick?"
"Why do I feel sick?"
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Contrapoints recently made a statement on Palestine, and I find this point the most interesting. That was really the only outcome of the outrage over Palestine over the last few years, nothing plus slightly hurting Kamala’s chances?
July 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Contrapoints recently made a statement on Palestine, and I find this point the most interesting. That was really the only outcome of the outrage over Palestine over the last few years, nothing plus slightly hurting Kamala’s chances?
I'm finally watching the Clone Wars, they're definitely an improvement over those god awful prequel movies
10/10 for the increased Obi Wan sass alone
10/10 for the increased Obi Wan sass alone
July 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'm finally watching the Clone Wars, they're definitely an improvement over those god awful prequel movies
10/10 for the increased Obi Wan sass alone
10/10 for the increased Obi Wan sass alone
Trying some new slogans to pitch to American Airlines
American Airlines: What's punctuality?
American Airlines: What the fuck is a time table?
American Airlines: We regard punctuality with suspicion
American Airlines: We loath you
American Airlines: What's punctuality?
American Airlines: What the fuck is a time table?
American Airlines: We regard punctuality with suspicion
American Airlines: We loath you
June 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Trying some new slogans to pitch to American Airlines
American Airlines: What's punctuality?
American Airlines: What the fuck is a time table?
American Airlines: We regard punctuality with suspicion
American Airlines: We loath you
American Airlines: What's punctuality?
American Airlines: What the fuck is a time table?
American Airlines: We regard punctuality with suspicion
American Airlines: We loath you
Uhhh it's called the solar system because our sun is named Sol, it's called that because she feeds off our souls, and yes I got my astronomy degree at The University of Phoenix.
June 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Uhhh it's called the solar system because our sun is named Sol, it's called that because she feeds off our souls, and yes I got my astronomy degree at The University of Phoenix.
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By far my favorite part of South Korean elections: election night graphics. SBS television station kills it EVERY. TIME. They play these clips all night and they get more and more unhinged and creative as the night goes on.
June 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
By far my favorite part of South Korean elections: election night graphics. SBS television station kills it EVERY. TIME. They play these clips all night and they get more and more unhinged and creative as the night goes on.
Oh VE day, may we honor their sacrifice by making life hell for Nazis
May 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Oh VE day, may we honor their sacrifice by making life hell for Nazis
I will never not delight in my very Eastern European boss saying "I'll be out of pocket for a day"
May 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I will never not delight in my very Eastern European boss saying "I'll be out of pocket for a day"
Robinhood is just the Smurfs
May 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Robinhood is just the Smurfs
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They’re arresting judges now
April 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They’re arresting judges now
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imagine explaining to someone 10 years ago that this is about the vice president in 2025
April 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
imagine explaining to someone 10 years ago that this is about the vice president in 2025
The moment I've been waiting for my whole life "what song do you want to play on our bar stereo" and I blanked on everything other song I've ever heard and said, Blame Brett.
April 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The moment I've been waiting for my whole life "what song do you want to play on our bar stereo" and I blanked on everything other song I've ever heard and said, Blame Brett.
The bartender telling you you're their favorite customer is a greater feeling than being good at therapy
April 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The bartender telling you you're their favorite customer is a greater feeling than being good at therapy
Overheard in a bar
"If you can't shake ass to Ava maria you can't shake ass to anything"
"If you can't shake ass to Ava maria you can't shake ass to anything"
April 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Overheard in a bar
"If you can't shake ass to Ava maria you can't shake ass to anything"
"If you can't shake ass to Ava maria you can't shake ass to anything"
@washingtonpost.com ya you, fuck off with that ai bullshit
Thanks
Thanks
April 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
@washingtonpost.com ya you, fuck off with that ai bullshit
Thanks
Thanks
Remember y'all, it takes very little time to do the bare minimum, sending hate mail online
Scoop: I obtained audio of Tuesday's stunning "60 Minutes" meeting where executive producer Bill Owens, fighting back tears, said he's become "the corporation's problem."
All the details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/60-minutes...
All the details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/60-minutes...
Inside the '60 Minutes' Storm
Status obtained the audio of the stunning “60 Minutes” meeting where Bill Owens, fighting back tears, said he’s become “the corporation’s problem”—and made it clear he wasn’t leaving by choice.
www.status.news
April 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Remember y'all, it takes very little time to do the bare minimum, sending hate mail online
Welp, the Pope's dead, so I guess it's time for another season of "Rome's next top bishop" fingers crossed this will finally be the ecclesiastic drag edition
April 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Welp, the Pope's dead, so I guess it's time for another season of "Rome's next top bishop" fingers crossed this will finally be the ecclesiastic drag edition
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Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
It's official, Inn and Out is the most exceedingly ok chain burger place.
April 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
It's official, Inn and Out is the most exceedingly ok chain burger place.
You know, at least the Pope got to enjoy one last 420
April 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
You know, at least the Pope got to enjoy one last 420
The image is terrifying and the pun is immaculate
April 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The image is terrifying and the pun is immaculate