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They're calling him the Franz Kafka of Bluesky
February 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
You can very easily tell who did and didn't have a Big Numbers phase as a kid
February 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I Got My HOG SQUEEZED At FAMOUS DAVE'S PULLED PORK
January 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The doomsday clock guys have been edging since 1947. Bow Down to The Gooners Supreme
January 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The count is in
January 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
it is necessary to imagine ShoeLegend happy.
January 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You Are (Not) A Vibe
January 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Waiting for the nurse to leave the room in the doctors office and then lying on the floor like Peter griffin until they come back
January 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The return of clarendon melee
Pull up or else
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January 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I keep seeing posts of people talking about misbehavior in movie theaters. People on their phones, talking, laughing at inappropriate moments, but I haven't encountered this at all. The only valid conclusion is that Virginian theater goers are the most cultured group in America
January 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
@curecrown.bsky.social please follow back I need to discuss something with you in DMs
December 27, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Was there ever a time period in which regular jeans -> ripped jeans -> jeans shorts were in fashion close enough together in that order such that one pair of jeans could have remained in vogue for an extended period through normal wear and tear?
December 17, 2024 at 1:19 AM
To all new breloom fans:
December 11, 2024 at 3:35 PM
You don't get to call me that, Panera Bread
December 10, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Don't understand why anyone would buy skins in marvel rivals. I'm already playing as venom. What more could you possibly need
December 8, 2024 at 6:14 PM
@noah-jd.bsky.social I played Pseudoregalia after you posted about it on X™ The Everything App™ and it was really good.
December 6, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Every state other than my own has fucked up and weird tap water
December 2, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Reposted by flowjam :D
A bunch of my kids on my Ult team were discouraged from losing to a Luigi player in our final regular season game heading into playoffs

I am now realizing that kid playing Luigi was Rap the entire time.
November 29, 2024 at 5:48 PM
What's the morally correct decision on allowing my posts to be used for AI training if I think they'll make it worse?
November 28, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I can't believe I got tricked into watching boxing again
November 16, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Hey you dumb idiot baby. You absolute fucking buffoon. Did I just see you try to swipe left on the first page of a chapter in the Shonen jump app? That's it, you're getting another 4,320,000 years in the realm of eternal punishment. You will never escape Samsara
November 11, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Murder on the dancefloor is the platonic form of White Woman Music
November 8, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I keep a secret list of everyone I know with a tally for every time they call a fighting game character a "champ" or "champion."
Justice will be served, eventually.
November 4, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Video games as a medium peaked with ratchet and clank 3 in 2004 when you fought robot Britney Spears after watching the music video for her song about genocide
October 24, 2024 at 10:33 PM
If elon is making twitter the everything app then bluesky should go full Seinfeld and be The App About Nothing
October 23, 2024 at 5:19 PM