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Flowerpatched
@flowerpatched.bsky.social
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Artist, perpetually angry, feral, non-binary creature. Avid mask wearer.
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Drawlloween season is my favorite.
An illustration of a small fairy standing on top of an open blush compact that has been dropped onto the forest floor. The fairy is wearing a dress of yellow leaves and has an acorn cap on her head as a beret. The mirror of the compact is broken and dirty, save for a streak across her reflection’s face. An illustration of two child-sized people in a dense, misty forest. The figure on the left is taller and wearing a plain brown dress with a wide white collar and white apron tied at the waist. The figure on the left is shorter, wearing a plain brown pair of pants, a blue jacket with gold buttons, and a ruffled cravat. Both figures are wearing dirty white rabbit masks and seem to be staring directly at the viewer. An illustration of the Headless Horseman against a full moon. The Horseman’s mount is solid black with a glowing red eye, and is reared back on its hind legs. The Horseman himself holds on to his mount with one arm and holds a jack-o-lantern aloft above his shoulders. The moon is massive behind them, orange-tinged, and partially obscured by the silhouettes of leafless trees. There are a few clouds in the sky, which is mostly dark save for the last dredges of sunset on the horizon line. An illustration of a girl in a red devil costume running along a dirt road. Tall yellow grass grows on both sides of the path, bright against a cloudy, stormy sky. The girl has red makeup on, and her brown hair is mostly covered by her devil horns, and she has dirt on her bright red devil costume. She has a jack-o-lantern in both arms.
October 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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A witchy witch for Drawlloween
An illustration of a white person with long brown hair against a moody purple background. They are wearing a sparkly black tank top, pink pants, and slouchy black cardigan printed with moons and stars that is sliding off one shoulder. They are holding three fanned out tarot cards in front of one eye, and a wand in the other hand that is producing sparkly lights. Their hair is loose around their shoulders, kept off their face by a black bandana that matches their cardigan.
October 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Happy Drawlloween from Alphonse and Dewy!
An illustration of a person wearing a jack-o-lantern on their head (Dewy) while holding a black cat with glowing white eyes (Alphonse). In addition to the jack-o-lantern, Dewy is wearing an oversized maroon sweater, black and white striped tights, and saggy black boots with curly toes. They are reading a purple book titled “Hexes”, which they are holding upside down. They are walking through a pumpkin patch at twilight, a large crescent moon visible in the sky behind them. An illustration of a person wearing a jack-o-lantern on their head (Dewy) and a black cat with glowing white eyes (Alphonse). Dewy is also wearing an oversized maroon sweater, black and white striped tights, and saggy boots with curly toes, although one boot is sitting some distance away. The pair are sitting among many pumpkins with some haystacks and hills in the foggy background. Dewy has an iced coffee in one hand and a butcher knife in the other. Before them is a pumpkin that they are carving. The top is cut off, pumpkin guts are piled in the dirt, and Alphonse is poking his head out of the pumpkin.
October 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Cute outfit + mask is always a winning combo, especially when paired with a friend!
A selfie of a white person in a green bedroom. They are wearing black overalls over a gray tshirt with botanical illustrations of mushrooms on it. They have a red and white bandana over their hair, which is long, brown, and pulled into a thick braid over one shoulder. They have an eyebrow ring, two nose rings, and a number of ear piercings and have blue eyes with bold black liner on them. They are giving the camera a small smile. A selfie of a white person in a living room. They are wearing black overalls over a gray tshirt with botanical illustrations of mushrooms on it. They have a red and white bandana over their hair, which is long, brown, and pulled into a thick braid over one shoulder. A gray KN95 is on their face, and you can tell that they are smiling.
August 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Sometimes I remember I have free will and it is glorious. I can do these tattoos whenever I want to!
A photograph of a white person’s right hand, palm away from the camera. They have clean almond shaped nails and small stick-and-poke dot tattoos on the pointer, middle, and ring fingers.
July 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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I didn’t know yesterday was world snake day, so I suppose we must appreciate Herbert’s beauty all on its own today.
A photograph of a male albino western hognose snake named Herbert, or Bert for short. Bert is pale orange with darker orange spots, and he is all looped around the climbing tree in his snake. His face, which has an upturned nose for shoveling, is peeking out from behind a leaf, his tongue tasting the air curiously.
July 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Learning how to use a hair stick has really changed the long hair game for me. Just in time for a blistering summer.
A photograph of the back of a white person’s head. They are wearing an orange t-shirt and are facing a window with many plants clustered around it. They have straight, long brown hair that is pinned up with a dark brown hair stick, creating a pretty bun.
June 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I let the crow thoughts win.
A white box full of clothing buttons. There is an assortment of size, color, and material among the buttons, most of them being quite bright and cheery.
June 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Living with cats is so relaxing and adorable and funny and also sometimes it feels like this
A sketchbook page completely filled with vibrant simple cat drawings. Each cat is one color, with large white eyes. Each cat is outlined in sketchy, bold black lines. A hot pink cat in the lower right part of the page has sketchy whiskers, but it is the only one.
May 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Feelin’ spicy
A photograph of a white piece of scrap paper with a marker drawing of a red dried chili pepper on it. The paper is held against a deep sketchbook cover.
May 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Sketchbook practice
A drawing of a neon pink jackalope running against a bold yellow field. The line work is sketchy. The drawing is in a smallish sketchbook on someone’s lap. A white left hand with an art pen in the fingers is holding the sketchbook open.
May 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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It’s almost tomato season, I can hardly wait.
A photograph of an L shaped scrap of paper held horizontally against the back of a sketch pad. 7 tomatoes of varying sizes are drawn on the long side of the L.
May 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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More irises!
A photograph of an orange Iris with particularly frilly petals. Yellow smatterings decorate the petals and a bright orange fuzzy stamen is visible. The Iris is growing in a gravel bed against a pale beige brick wall. A close up photo of a yellow and red Iris. The petals that are vertical are bright yellow, the petals that angle downward are deep red with yellow accents. A yellow fuzzy stamen is just visible. The Iris is photographed against a pale beige brick wall.
May 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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More irises have bloomed, the purple are particularly fancy.
A photograph of blooming irises in a gravel garden bed against a beige brick wall. The petals are flouncy and ruffly, white at the center and deep rich purple at the edges. Several dandelions are growing around the irises. A photograph of a white Iris in an overgrown garden bed. The petals are flouncy and pale yellow at the center. Several blooms are nearly open alongside it.
May 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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What a charming little neighborhood. 💕
A garden bed with electric orangey-red salvia flowers growing in it, interspersed by charming tiny hand painted birdhouses. The “neighborhood” is up against a brown wooden fence.
April 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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It’s time for the Iris Parade! Let’s see how many colors we get this year!
A photograph of a cluster of irises in a gravel bed. One chunk of the irises have bloomed soft bubblegum pink. They have frilly petals like a ball gown. A dandelion grows nearby.
April 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Thought that cleaning out and organizing the tea and herbs would be a quick two-hour task, but here I am, NINE HOURS LATER, exhausted but with many organized jars.
A photograph of a white stove with a white, gray, and black tile backsplash with little jars lined up on the top of it. Left to right, circular black labels with white handwriting on them read “basil, sage, thyme, rosemary, oregano, turmeric, kimchi spice, canyon wren red, ay papi blend, Santa Maria blend”. Each label is decorated with little hand-drawn doodles of plants. A photograph of an open wooden corner cabinet above black, white, and gray tiled walls. The top shelf has boxes of tea stacked in an orderly fashion. The middle shelf has three teapots and four teeny tiny tea cups. The bottom shelf has several types of tea in colorful tin containers, as well as a wicker basket of empty tea bags. A photograph of a single shelf in a bookcase. Barely visible on the top shelf are a number of stuffed animals and jars of paint. The middle shelf is the subject of the photograph abs is packed with a large variety of teas and herbs in a large variety of glass jars. It is objectively too many jars for the shelf. The contents of the lower shelf are partially visible but indistinct.
April 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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And now she can add this little herb garden to her resume, too. At this point people should hire my dog for their landscaping needs.
A photograph of a small garden bed along a concrete patio. Part of a grill, stacked lawn chairs, and a pile of sticks are visible on the patio, as well as three pots of pepper plants. In The Garden bed, several small green herbs are planted in rocky, Sandy soil that has been amended. Grass is visible in the lower part of the photo.
April 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Believe it or not my dog planted* these flowers.

*well she dug the holes, which she is very proud of, so she gets the credit.
A photograph of a narrow garden bed freshly planted with snapdragons. To the right of the bed is a lawn and a small rose bush against a white picket fence. To the left of the bed is a concrete patio under an awning held up by brick columns. Tomato plants in pots are lined up at the edge of the bed, with a white stone bunny and white stone mushroom statues at the close end.
April 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I might have over-tomatoed.
A photograph of seven large pots with several tomatoes planted in each. Little tags are in each with the name of the tomato variety. The pots are clustered in the shade of a concrete patio near a brick wall and a door.
April 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Using my birthday wish wisely this year. 🥰🤭
February 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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I’ve been doodling when I feel anxious. There are lots of doodles.
A collection of nature-themed drawings on a pale purple field. There is a sassy pigeon, a gray and yellow hairstreak butterfly, a purple snail, and a chipmunk running with flowers in her mouth. There are bluebells, ferns, a columbine, a few strawberries, some aster blossoms, a few mushrooms, three pinecones, and golden aspen leaves are scattered among them.
January 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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It’s always a great time to wear a respirator.
A selfie of a white person against a wall of blue and pink graffiti. They are looking at the camera. They have long brown hair messily held back with a claw clip, their left eyebrow pierced, and blue eyes lined with dramatic winged eyeliner. They are wearing a blue wool sweater over a white button down collared shirt, several earrings, and a bold blue kn95 respirator. A selfie of a white person in a green room. A white closet door is closed behind them and reflected out of focus in a dark framed mirror on the wall. The person is looking directly at the camera. They are wearing a gray v neck sweater over a black button up shirt and a bold red kn95 respirator. Their long brown hair is swept to one side and is held back from their face by one hand. A photo of a white person in a green room. Plants are visible on dark brown furniture behind them, and many vines are draped along the wall. The person is looking at the camera and wearing a gray crewneck sweater with a graphic of a mountain on it. Text on the sweater reads “go outside; worst case scenario, aliens abduct you.” Their long brown hair is held back from their face by a gray headband and their hand. They are wearing a gray kn95 respirator. A selfie of a white person in front of a stucco wall. Their long brown hair is loose around their shoulders and they are wearing round silver glasses and a navy blue crewneck sweater, which has the word “book” visible, though the rest of the text is hidden by their hair. They are also wearing a pink kf94 respirator.
January 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I tried the rainbow pencils. They are fun.
A photograph of a sketchbook page with a hand resting on the bottom left corner holding a multicolor pencil. The page has many circles in varying sizes drawn on it. The largest circle has a drawing of a person in a baggy sweater flashing the peace sign. The next largest circle has a drawing of a spotted frog sitting amongst a group of daisies. The third largest has a depiction of a spotted cap mushroom with a smiling face on its stock. The smallest drawing is a four leaf clover in the top left corner. Smaller circles fill in the space between the drawings, some are empty and most are shaded in. In the circles and drawings, the colors melt into each other, giving the page a bright, cheerful rainbow vibe.
November 30, 2023 at 5:47 AM
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I like to imagine that the Devil is so gentle and tender with every soul she collects.
An illustration of a white woman sitting on the ground, holding a human skull tenderly in her hands. She is wearing a shirt black dress with white cuffs and a white collar, red boots, and her long brown hair is pulled up in a pony tail. She has tiny red horns, red bat-like wings, and a red barbed tail. Her eyes are down, looking at the skull cradled in her hands.
October 30, 2023 at 6:44 PM