yesterday jasmine and I found out one of my great grandmother's name was 'John Smith' and I kid you not she asked my mom about 4X if she was serious lmfao
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
yesterday jasmine and I found out one of my great grandmother's name was 'John Smith' and I kid you not she asked my mom about 4X if she was serious lmfao
i'm sorry little backwoods baby... I cannot understand wth you are saying even tho you are so adorable 😭🥹
September 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
i'm sorry little backwoods baby... I cannot understand wth you are saying even tho you are so adorable 😭🥹
grilled spaghetti has changed my life wth
September 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
grilled spaghetti has changed my life wth
at a wedding & we finna rate it like like we on TV
September 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
at a wedding & we finna rate it like like we on TV
hanging with great grandma aka zoinked making her giggle with conspiracy theories
September 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
hanging with great grandma aka zoinked making her giggle with conspiracy theories
jasmine's & I definition of being outside is quite literally being outside...cause why tf was we in the bum fuck nowhere of ohio just for a festival about a fruit 🤭
September 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
jasmine's & I definition of being outside is quite literally being outside...cause why tf was we in the bum fuck nowhere of ohio just for a festival about a fruit 🤭
in this week's version of the L word basketball edition..they finna fight the refs fr
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
in this week's version of the L word basketball edition..they finna fight the refs fr
when they ask me for separate checks when i'm out with jasmine it feels like an hate crime lowkey
September 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
when they ask me for separate checks when i'm out with jasmine it feels like an hate crime lowkey
in true hater fashion, my grandfather & Michigan fan is only watching the OSU game to root for their downfall
August 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
in true hater fashion, my grandfather & Michigan fan is only watching the OSU game to root for their downfall
as you age they say your bones shrink but my great grandmother is turning 93 this year and she's still towering over everyone at almost 6ft 😭
August 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
as you age they say your bones shrink but my great grandmother is turning 93 this year and she's still towering over everyone at almost 6ft 😭
i think the lyft driver realized we were dykes & started playing kehlani #respectfully
July 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i think the lyft driver realized we were dykes & started playing kehlani #respectfully
one thing about my wife...is she loves a man that sucks dick I am CRYING
June 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
one thing about my wife...is she loves a man that sucks dick I am CRYING
on today's adventure i'm at the memorial golf tournament ???
June 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
on today's adventure i'm at the memorial golf tournament ???
I have no gender my auntie told me I remind her of Lenny Kravitz
May 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have no gender my auntie told me I remind her of Lenny Kravitz
at a wine tasting getting compliments on my cute little shoes....whole time my feet hurt so fucking bad lmfao
May 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
at a wine tasting getting compliments on my cute little shoes....whole time my feet hurt so fucking bad lmfao
getting an allergy test & it feels like BDSM
May 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
getting an allergy test & it feels like BDSM
jas & I saw one of my guy friend's I haven't seen in a few years & the first thing he said to jasmine was "you remember me? you were the one who told me I needed a lineup"
May 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
jas & I saw one of my guy friend's I haven't seen in a few years & the first thing he said to jasmine was "you remember me? you were the one who told me I needed a lineup"
it's raining hard as hell but i'm still taking my ass outside for my silly little walk!
May 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
it's raining hard as hell but i'm still taking my ass outside for my silly little walk!
waking up to me and my wife's cycles being synched is some kind of april fools joke brought to us by mother nature
April 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
waking up to me and my wife's cycles being synched is some kind of april fools joke brought to us by mother nature
overwhelmed with so much gratitude I started crying lmfao happy friday!
March 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
overwhelmed with so much gratitude I started crying lmfao happy friday!
turns out I don't hate the gym I just needed a sweetie pie of a wife to help me stay motivated 👩🏾❤️💋👩🏽🩷
March 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
turns out I don't hate the gym I just needed a sweetie pie of a wife to help me stay motivated 👩🏾❤️💋👩🏽🩷
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can’t forget the baddest of em
February 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
can’t forget the baddest of em
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We must focus. We can make blue sky work.
December 18, 2024 at 2:23 AM
We must focus. We can make blue sky work.
keeping up with my L word rec basketball commentary this evening 👀
January 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
keeping up with my L word rec basketball commentary this evening 👀