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Your goth mother. Native Houstonian. 25. ENTP. Any pronouns OK. Follows/Reposts≠Endorsements.
Lazy thoughts on the Qatar Grand Prix available now
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#flowergothic #QatarGrandPrix #MaxVerstappen
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#flowergothic #QatarGrandPrix #MaxVerstappen
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Lazy thoughts on the Qatar Grand Prix available now
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#flowergothic #QatarGrandPrix #MaxVerstappen
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#flowergothic #QatarGrandPrix #MaxVerstappen
Lazy Thoughts on the Qatar GP Sprint
A hopefully-not-boring recap of a boring race
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#QatarGP #flowergothic #F1Sprint
A hopefully-not-boring recap of a boring race
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#QatarGP #flowergothic #F1Sprint
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Lazy Thoughts on the Qatar GP Sprint
A hopefully-not-boring recap of a boring race
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#QatarGP #flowergothic #F1Sprint
A hopefully-not-boring recap of a boring race
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#QatarGP #flowergothic #F1Sprint
It's anyone's game as a disqualification makes Max closer to a 5th WDC, and McLaren faces a points-less weekend.
Latest Lazy Thoughts out now.
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#flowergothic #LasVegasGP #MaxVerstappen
Latest Lazy Thoughts out now.
Links below. 🔽
#flowergothic #LasVegasGP #MaxVerstappen
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It's anyone's game as a disqualification makes Max closer to a 5th WDC, and McLaren faces a points-less weekend.
Latest Lazy Thoughts out now.
Links below. 🔽
#flowergothic #LasVegasGP #MaxVerstappen
Latest Lazy Thoughts out now.
Links below. 🔽
#flowergothic #LasVegasGP #MaxVerstappen
In Defense of F1 Academy, because one formation-lap mistake is not proof women “can’t race” while F2 can run a full demolition derby.
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November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
In Defense of F1 Academy, because one formation-lap mistake is not proof women “can’t race” while F2 can run a full demolition derby.
Links below ⬇️ #f1academy #flowergothic
Links below ⬇️ #f1academy #flowergothic
My external hard drive died without warning and took three years of my work hostage.
So, I wrote about it.
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#flowergothic
So, I wrote about it.
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#flowergothic
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My external hard drive died without warning and took three years of my work hostage.
So, I wrote about it.
Links below ⬇️
#flowergothic
So, I wrote about it.
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#flowergothic
For the international audience asking for real facts, here’s a translation of the F1Maximaal report.
Receipts are public. Amplification is in your hands.
#F1 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #flowergothic
Receipts are public. Amplification is in your hands.
#F1 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #flowergothic
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
For the international audience asking for real facts, here’s a translation of the F1Maximaal report.
Receipts are public. Amplification is in your hands.
#F1 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #flowergothic
Receipts are public. Amplification is in your hands.
#F1 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet #flowergothic
🖤 NEW: Lazy Thoughts on the São Paulo Grand Prix.
Max = defiance incarnate.
Lando = machine precision.
Kimi = the future arriving early.
Links below ↓
Max = defiance incarnate.
Lando = machine precision.
Kimi = the future arriving early.
Links below ↓
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
🖤 NEW: Lazy Thoughts on the São Paulo Grand Prix.
Max = defiance incarnate.
Lando = machine precision.
Kimi = the future arriving early.
Links below ↓
Max = defiance incarnate.
Lando = machine precision.
Kimi = the future arriving early.
Links below ↓
Sorry I’m late, but the São Paulo GP Sprint deserved a proper post-mortem.
Piastri crashed, Norris cruised, and Antonelli arrived.
My Lazy Thoughts are finally live. 🏁
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Piastri crashed, Norris cruised, and Antonelli arrived.
My Lazy Thoughts are finally live. 🏁
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November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Sorry I’m late, but the São Paulo GP Sprint deserved a proper post-mortem.
Piastri crashed, Norris cruised, and Antonelli arrived.
My Lazy Thoughts are finally live. 🏁
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Piastri crashed, Norris cruised, and Antonelli arrived.
My Lazy Thoughts are finally live. 🏁
⬇️ Links below
holy shit what??? i’m a source now???? 🤯🤯🤯
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
holy shit what??? i’m a source now???? 🤯🤯🤯
My expectations for human!Alastor were low but holy shit
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
My expectations for human!Alastor were low but holy shit
Sooooooo remember that time Kelly sued her former place of employment and claimed some frivolous shit? 😬
#kellypiquet
#kellypiquet
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Sooooooo remember that time Kelly sued her former place of employment and claimed some frivolous shit? 😬
#kellypiquet
#kellypiquet
Someone on tumblr summed it up
October 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Someone on tumblr summed it up
October 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
October 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
something a little different today.
we’re gonna talk about the fame economy, or how getting “caught off guard” became a career strategy.
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#flowergothic
we’re gonna talk about the fame economy, or how getting “caught off guard” became a career strategy.
Link below ⬇️
#flowergothic
October 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
something a little different today.
we’re gonna talk about the fame economy, or how getting “caught off guard” became a career strategy.
Link below ⬇️
#flowergothic
we’re gonna talk about the fame economy, or how getting “caught off guard” became a career strategy.
Link below ⬇️
#flowergothic
McLaren’s Constructors’ title? Secured. Optics? Messy. Oscar? Nowhere to be seen at the celebration.
Latest Lazy Thoughts out now. Links below ⬇️
#SingaporeGP2025 #McLaren
Latest Lazy Thoughts out now. Links below ⬇️
#SingaporeGP2025 #McLaren
October 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
McLaren’s Constructors’ title? Secured. Optics? Messy. Oscar? Nowhere to be seen at the celebration.
Latest Lazy Thoughts out now. Links below ⬇️
#SingaporeGP2025 #McLaren
Latest Lazy Thoughts out now. Links below ⬇️
#SingaporeGP2025 #McLaren
Um… does anyone know who this girl is and how I can reach her? Because someone clearly stole her photo for AI on Pinterest and it’s bugging the hell out of me.
October 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Um… does anyone know who this girl is and how I can reach her? Because someone clearly stole her photo for AI on Pinterest and it’s bugging the hell out of me.
🎉Happy birthday to the Max & Kelly project🎉
One year ago the timeline began. receipts sharpened, the Piquet façade cracked.
Here’s to another year of truth, and to Max Verstappen (hopefully) finally getting his wings. 🪽
#MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet
One year ago the timeline began. receipts sharpened, the Piquet façade cracked.
Here’s to another year of truth, and to Max Verstappen (hopefully) finally getting his wings. 🪽
#MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet
September 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
🎉Happy birthday to the Max & Kelly project🎉
One year ago the timeline began. receipts sharpened, the Piquet façade cracked.
Here’s to another year of truth, and to Max Verstappen (hopefully) finally getting his wings. 🪽
#MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet
One year ago the timeline began. receipts sharpened, the Piquet façade cracked.
Here’s to another year of truth, and to Max Verstappen (hopefully) finally getting his wings. 🪽
#MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet
Finally, the Lazy Thoughts for the Azerbaijan Grand Prix are on Substack and Beehiiv.
Apologies for the delay. ❤️
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#F1 #AzerbaijanGP #BakuGP
Apologies for the delay. ❤️
Link below ⬇️
#F1 #AzerbaijanGP #BakuGP
September 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Finally, the Lazy Thoughts for the Azerbaijan Grand Prix are on Substack and Beehiiv.
Apologies for the delay. ❤️
Link below ⬇️
#F1 #AzerbaijanGP #BakuGP
Apologies for the delay. ❤️
Link below ⬇️
#F1 #AzerbaijanGP #BakuGP
Every now and then I remember that the couple that got engaged through Reddit memes/art are now the unofficial faces of that weird pro-natalism movement Elon endorses
September 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Every now and then I remember that the couple that got engaged through Reddit memes/art are now the unofficial faces of that weird pro-natalism movement Elon endorses
Saturday broke the clock, Sunday paid it off.
Max Verstappen smashed 2 records, McLaren tripped over team orders, Ferrari gave a respectable heartbreak, and Hamilton’s Perplexity ad aged in real time.
Lazy Thoughts on the Italian GP below:
#F1 #ItalianGP #MaxVerstappen
Max Verstappen smashed 2 records, McLaren tripped over team orders, Ferrari gave a respectable heartbreak, and Hamilton’s Perplexity ad aged in real time.
Lazy Thoughts on the Italian GP below:
#F1 #ItalianGP #MaxVerstappen
September 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Saturday broke the clock, Sunday paid it off.
Max Verstappen smashed 2 records, McLaren tripped over team orders, Ferrari gave a respectable heartbreak, and Hamilton’s Perplexity ad aged in real time.
Lazy Thoughts on the Italian GP below:
#F1 #ItalianGP #MaxVerstappen
Max Verstappen smashed 2 records, McLaren tripped over team orders, Ferrari gave a respectable heartbreak, and Hamilton’s Perplexity ad aged in real time.
Lazy Thoughts on the Italian GP below:
#F1 #ItalianGP #MaxVerstappen
We literally joked about this at work the other day what do you mean he’s actually doing that? 🫠
September 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We literally joked about this at work the other day what do you mean he’s actually doing that? 🫠
Am I an honorary millennial now? 🫠
September 2, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Am I an honorary millennial now? 🫠
Just to clear the air before y'all see this:
I was not aware YouTube had this feature selected by default. I do not, nor will I ever, support automatic AI dubbing.
Had I known it was auto-selected, I would've unchecked it the moment I could.
I apologize 🙇♀️
I was not aware YouTube had this feature selected by default. I do not, nor will I ever, support automatic AI dubbing.
Had I known it was auto-selected, I would've unchecked it the moment I could.
I apologize 🙇♀️
August 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Just to clear the air before y'all see this:
I was not aware YouTube had this feature selected by default. I do not, nor will I ever, support automatic AI dubbing.
Had I known it was auto-selected, I would've unchecked it the moment I could.
I apologize 🙇♀️
I was not aware YouTube had this feature selected by default. I do not, nor will I ever, support automatic AI dubbing.
Had I known it was auto-selected, I would've unchecked it the moment I could.
I apologize 🙇♀️
✨ NEW! 🎥 VIDEO! 🚨 OUT! 📼 NOW! ✨
"The Anatomy of Zoey 101"
The internet loves to call Zoey Brooks a “Mary Sue” 🙄, “bland” 😴, or straight-up “a bitch” 👀.
I rewatched Zoey 101, receipts in hand . And guess what? They’re wrong. 🖤
"The Anatomy of Zoey 101"
The internet loves to call Zoey Brooks a “Mary Sue” 🙄, “bland” 😴, or straight-up “a bitch” 👀.
I rewatched Zoey 101, receipts in hand . And guess what? They’re wrong. 🖤
August 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
✨ NEW! 🎥 VIDEO! 🚨 OUT! 📼 NOW! ✨
"The Anatomy of Zoey 101"
The internet loves to call Zoey Brooks a “Mary Sue” 🙄, “bland” 😴, or straight-up “a bitch” 👀.
I rewatched Zoey 101, receipts in hand . And guess what? They’re wrong. 🖤
"The Anatomy of Zoey 101"
The internet loves to call Zoey Brooks a “Mary Sue” 🙄, “bland” 😴, or straight-up “a bitch” 👀.
I rewatched Zoey 101, receipts in hand . And guess what? They’re wrong. 🖤