Flower
@flowerflops.bsky.social
I love my wifer-...
Not a minor- >:(
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Not a minor- >:(
(Profile pic by mlntchi)
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braincell 1: hi
braincell 2: hi FUCK YOU man
bc1: woah wtf what's wrong
bc2: idk
bc3: guys we need to work together as a team only 3 of us left
bc4: me too
bc3: yes, stop fighting!!!!! kiss each other and reproduce
bc1: i love you bc1
bc2: i love you too *kisses and reproduces*
bc5: *borns*
bc3: lfg
braincell 2: hi FUCK YOU man
bc1: woah wtf what's wrong
bc2: idk
bc3: guys we need to work together as a team only 3 of us left
bc4: me too
bc3: yes, stop fighting!!!!! kiss each other and reproduce
bc1: i love you bc1
bc2: i love you too *kisses and reproduces*
bc5: *borns*
bc3: lfg
January 18, 2026 at 7:52 AM
braincell 1: hi
braincell 2: hi FUCK YOU man
bc1: woah wtf what's wrong
bc2: idk
bc3: guys we need to work together as a team only 3 of us left
bc4: me too
bc3: yes, stop fighting!!!!! kiss each other and reproduce
bc1: i love you bc1
bc2: i love you too *kisses and reproduces*
bc5: *borns*
bc3: lfg
braincell 2: hi FUCK YOU man
bc1: woah wtf what's wrong
bc2: idk
bc3: guys we need to work together as a team only 3 of us left
bc4: me too
bc3: yes, stop fighting!!!!! kiss each other and reproduce
bc1: i love you bc1
bc2: i love you too *kisses and reproduces*
bc5: *borns*
bc3: lfg
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*phone rings*
emira, in bed: *mumbles* it's 3am... The Fuck? *picks up*
rina: hey em! ur up?
e: uh
r: i've been having this lowlife who left a 1-star review rent-free in my head. i need you to hunt him down
e: uh how much we talking
r: benjamins
e: yeah
r: i'll park outside your unit
*emira leaves*
emira, in bed: *mumbles* it's 3am... The Fuck? *picks up*
rina: hey em! ur up?
e: uh
r: i've been having this lowlife who left a 1-star review rent-free in my head. i need you to hunt him down
e: uh how much we talking
r: benjamins
e: yeah
r: i'll park outside your unit
*emira leaves*
January 15, 2026 at 1:24 PM
*phone rings*
emira, in bed: *mumbles* it's 3am... The Fuck? *picks up*
rina: hey em! ur up?
e: uh
r: i've been having this lowlife who left a 1-star review rent-free in my head. i need you to hunt him down
e: uh how much we talking
r: benjamins
e: yeah
r: i'll park outside your unit
*emira leaves*
emira, in bed: *mumbles* it's 3am... The Fuck? *picks up*
rina: hey em! ur up?
e: uh
r: i've been having this lowlife who left a 1-star review rent-free in my head. i need you to hunt him down
e: uh how much we talking
r: benjamins
e: yeah
r: i'll park outside your unit
*emira leaves*
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it lwk got the wabi sabi
January 14, 2026 at 7:32 AM
it lwk got the wabi sabi
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have you heard of the new restaurant? it's called karma. there's no menu. you just get what you deserve. city boy city boy ooh ooh ooh hehehe truss me daddy boy if you don't stop honk honk honk honk he cold help help help her help help bodies bodies bodies it's an evil world we live in sensational
January 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
have you heard of the new restaurant? it's called karma. there's no menu. you just get what you deserve. city boy city boy ooh ooh ooh hehehe truss me daddy boy if you don't stop honk honk honk honk he cold help help help her help help bodies bodies bodies it's an evil world we live in sensational
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when i was a child i went around some laundromats to collect other people's money and stole food so i don't have to spend them to save up for a htc vive... then i felt sad when the gov started enforcing digital money... then i became a netrunner and unleashed the blackwall on some federal employees
January 7, 2026 at 10:32 AM
when i was a child i went around some laundromats to collect other people's money and stole food so i don't have to spend them to save up for a htc vive... then i felt sad when the gov started enforcing digital money... then i became a netrunner and unleashed the blackwall on some federal employees
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emira: hi doc im feeling fatigued... i feel like my goals don't align with my values... i don't want to make 10 billion benjamins...
doc: hi. u need magnesium. take this choccy milky
emira: *eats choccy milky* woah i feel so energized. now i want to make 10 billion benjamins!! thanks doc!!!!!
doc: hi. u need magnesium. take this choccy milky
emira: *eats choccy milky* woah i feel so energized. now i want to make 10 billion benjamins!! thanks doc!!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 9:51 AM
emira: hi doc im feeling fatigued... i feel like my goals don't align with my values... i don't want to make 10 billion benjamins...
doc: hi. u need magnesium. take this choccy milky
emira: *eats choccy milky* woah i feel so energized. now i want to make 10 billion benjamins!! thanks doc!!!!!
doc: hi. u need magnesium. take this choccy milky
emira: *eats choccy milky* woah i feel so energized. now i want to make 10 billion benjamins!! thanks doc!!!!!
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if there's anything i hate more than writing it's drawing because time is patek philippe for me, i'm careful with how i allocate my energy, i worship my PFC, and i just want to prove i'm more exceptional than most people on earth, btw found new method to draw s.t. constraints: n of strokes, time
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 AM
if there's anything i hate more than writing it's drawing because time is patek philippe for me, i'm careful with how i allocate my energy, i worship my PFC, and i just want to prove i'm more exceptional than most people on earth, btw found new method to draw s.t. constraints: n of strokes, time
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I'M GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER ACCOUNT TO POST GOON SLOP AND SMUT!!!!
January 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I'M GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER ACCOUNT TO POST GOON SLOP AND SMUT!!!!
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name's male. male female. "male" in both forename and surname pronounced "male" as in "tamales." male female. you may address me as mrs. female.
January 5, 2026 at 8:11 AM
name's male. male female. "male" in both forename and surname pronounced "male" as in "tamales." male female. you may address me as mrs. female.
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they are soooo cute bruh
January 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
they are soooo cute bruh
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dear diary
i often highlight the connection between connections irl and connections in my brain. i'm too risk-averse for ts. i think about death far too many times that i've ever think about life. i think about what to write. i think about choccy milky. i think i'm magnesium deficient.
i often highlight the connection between connections irl and connections in my brain. i'm too risk-averse for ts. i think about death far too many times that i've ever think about life. i think about what to write. i think about choccy milky. i think i'm magnesium deficient.
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
dear diary
i often highlight the connection between connections irl and connections in my brain. i'm too risk-averse for ts. i think about death far too many times that i've ever think about life. i think about what to write. i think about choccy milky. i think i'm magnesium deficient.
i often highlight the connection between connections irl and connections in my brain. i'm too risk-averse for ts. i think about death far too many times that i've ever think about life. i think about what to write. i think about choccy milky. i think i'm magnesium deficient.
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nvm i like the unagi musubi tacos more.... DAMN THEY GOOD AS HELL!!!!
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 AM
nvm i like the unagi musubi tacos more.... DAMN THEY GOOD AS HELL!!!!
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hazel: how can you tell if honey is real....
emira: idk.. kinda hungry...
hazel: ok... what do you feel like eating...
emira: idk.. calamari musubi tacos...
i'm craving calamari musubi tacos i'm serious i need them right now they look hella delicious man
emira: idk.. kinda hungry...
hazel: ok... what do you feel like eating...
emira: idk.. calamari musubi tacos...
i'm craving calamari musubi tacos i'm serious i need them right now they look hella delicious man
January 2, 2026 at 4:05 PM
hazel: how can you tell if honey is real....
emira: idk.. kinda hungry...
hazel: ok... what do you feel like eating...
emira: idk.. calamari musubi tacos...
i'm craving calamari musubi tacos i'm serious i need them right now they look hella delicious man
emira: idk.. kinda hungry...
hazel: ok... what do you feel like eating...
emira: idk.. calamari musubi tacos...
i'm craving calamari musubi tacos i'm serious i need them right now they look hella delicious man
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mannn ydays pizza crumbs lowk gave me hypersodiumemia headache n Peak was nun too crazy tho Cognitive Task Analysis lowk outmog ts but bro hows som folk an autodidact but also says u NEED coachin ts crazy ik fs u js be tb bs bro straight up all caps like titles of leaked internal docs brother
January 1, 2026 at 9:10 AM
mannn ydays pizza crumbs lowk gave me hypersodiumemia headache n Peak was nun too crazy tho Cognitive Task Analysis lowk outmog ts but bro hows som folk an autodidact but also says u NEED coachin ts crazy ik fs u js be tb bs bro straight up all caps like titles of leaked internal docs brother
I LOVE EMIRA!!!!!
December 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I LOVE EMIRA!!!!!
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fortnite wolfie...
a lego man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in a crowd of people
ALT: a lego man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in a crowd of people
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December 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
fortnite wolfie...
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hazel: im oungry
emira: wdyw to eat
hazel: idk wdyw eat
emira: im not ungry
hazel: fine i wont eat then
emira: alr beans
hazel: idl beans
emira: fine u choose
hazel: shrimp
emira: order for yrslf then
hazel: i wont eat w/o u
emira: fine wydw
hazel: idk
emira: *exhales*
hazel: fine 3 options
emira: m
emira: wdyw to eat
hazel: idk wdyw eat
emira: im not ungry
hazel: fine i wont eat then
emira: alr beans
hazel: idl beans
emira: fine u choose
hazel: shrimp
emira: order for yrslf then
hazel: i wont eat w/o u
emira: fine wydw
hazel: idk
emira: *exhales*
hazel: fine 3 options
emira: m
December 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
hazel: im oungry
emira: wdyw to eat
hazel: idk wdyw eat
emira: im not ungry
hazel: fine i wont eat then
emira: alr beans
hazel: idl beans
emira: fine u choose
hazel: shrimp
emira: order for yrslf then
hazel: i wont eat w/o u
emira: fine wydw
hazel: idk
emira: *exhales*
hazel: fine 3 options
emira: m
emira: wdyw to eat
hazel: idk wdyw eat
emira: im not ungry
hazel: fine i wont eat then
emira: alr beans
hazel: idl beans
emira: fine u choose
hazel: shrimp
emira: order for yrslf then
hazel: i wont eat w/o u
emira: fine wydw
hazel: idk
emira: *exhales*
hazel: fine 3 options
emira: m
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hi i'm hella paranoid of communicating the problem i'm facing so i'm going to spend the next few minutes thinking very hard about furry women with huge racks
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
hi i'm hella paranoid of communicating the problem i'm facing so i'm going to spend the next few minutes thinking very hard about furry women with huge racks
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lowk every modern business principles and problem solving methods and algorithms lowk js come straight out of The emerald tablet they lowk js kinda swipe they shi nothing ever happens type shi lowk same old story type shi
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 AM
lowk every modern business principles and problem solving methods and algorithms lowk js come straight out of The emerald tablet they lowk js kinda swipe they shi nothing ever happens type shi lowk same old story type shi