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I hope that means they don't want to continue with the back and forth escalations.
April 19, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Don't rush into things. Saying "above the fold" was dead but new phones have made it comprehensible again.
April 19, 2024 at 4:22 AM
It's called "executive time".
April 15, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Yeah, I see people saying the answer is to make him essentially play himself but I'm not convinced that would be faster than finding the trigger to make him storm off and forfeit.
April 11, 2024 at 10:23 PM
"Say, are you familiar with the career path of JD Salinger?"
April 11, 2024 at 7:22 PM
TBH he'd be perfect for Anthony Goldstein: Jewish Wizard.
April 11, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Norm MacDonald had a joke about how sports memorabilia thieves are much lower in the prison hierarchy than murderers.
April 11, 2024 at 7:00 PM
"OJ Simpson currently location scouting for Towering Inferno sequel."
April 11, 2024 at 6:55 PM
My father passed away and some business acquaintance of his told me at the funeral he hoped it wasn't from the vaccine
April 11, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Not the biggest star we ever had in Vancouver but I think he's still the most beloved player in the community long after he retired
April 11, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Probably true of a lot of pro athletes and murderers and the few people who've done both.
April 11, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I guess the part about going to prison for stealing his sports memorabilia takes a moment to explain.
April 11, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I think he was in the Naked Gun sequel
April 11, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Yeah, it's the one somebody proposed for the Canadian flag in the 60s. Glad you like it.
February 8, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Pretty sure the rules say it has to be called Fuller Metal Jacket.
February 7, 2024 at 9:46 PM
In fairness, that passage served its purpose pretty well -- getting lots of social media mentions.
February 7, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I really miss what we had at Twitter and a lot of the people who never came here but I couldn't imagine being there as long as Musk owns it.
February 7, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Yeah, that's why the craisin farmers have to float them out.
February 7, 2024 at 9:32 PM
You're very welcome. Once you start following a lot of people your main Following feed gets to be the kind of stuff you like but I think you have to follow a lot more people than you did on Twitter
February 7, 2024 at 5:32 AM
I guess this is what he was thinking
February 7, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Sorry you're not having fun so far. I think it helps to add feeds for things that interest you. It's in the main menu if you haven't seen it yet.
February 7, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Yeah, why pretend that you got the joke?
February 7, 2024 at 5:02 AM
February 7, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Don't know if you're still thinking of becoming Governor General of Canada some day.
February 7, 2024 at 4:53 AM