Urgh I know the feeling!!

Oh look at those whiskers. *chefs kiss*

Hello Princess Poppy Poddypaws. You are a beautiful void kitty.

You're right. I should use his full name, Captain Dickhead. My apologies. I cant believe I let myself become so informal around him.

Oh he is. He is king of the house and he knows it.

He is a wonderful dickhead. I wouldn't have him any other way.

Oh 100%, I will always stop for a floof.

He is a handsome devil.

Darling, my cat is my world. He is the most spoilt little shit and I love him dearly. I would drag my body over broken glass for him. So, just because you don't understand my sense of humour, it does not give you the right to say what I do and do not deserve. Have a blessed day.

He looks sweet. He's really a terror.

I would name him Sir Richard Cranium III. I dont know who the other two were before him though.

I believe you, completely!

I was hanging washing out, I leaned over to pick something out of the basket and before I knew it I was on the floor looking up at the clouds!! Lol. Just completely lost my balance I think.

They're the best.