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FloridaSnow
@floridasnow.bsky.social
I’m an English prof. living in SW Florida with my wife and two crazy children. You can usually find me reading, writing, wandering, or frantically grading.

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With how the #Sabres have played, this comes across like a threat. 😬
October 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Absolutely loving this year’s @bestmicrofiction.bsky.social book in small windows between summer teaching, child summer activity chauffeuring, and the general chaos of life. Feels tailor-made for academic parents.
July 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I’m late to the show here, but a huge thanks to @ponderreview.bsky.social for publishing a creative nonfiction piece that emerged from navigating some medical issues over the past year. www.muw.edu/ponderreview/

Loved the pub exp & can’t recommend them enough (the next submission window is open). 👀
June 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Been there 😂
January 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My nine-year-old daughter wrote a dinner review tonight. I didn’t do well 👀

Bad Stuff

1) Lots of people talking (barely can hear TV)

2) Very messy table

3) Milk is a little grainy

4) They had on a good kids show but then changed it to a hockey game.

5) Cheese not up to standards.
November 28, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Stevie Johnson
November 14, 2024 at 12:33 PM