Jordan Carmalt Stokes
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Cruel Angel’s Arsis
I mean, he’s definitely my kid.
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I mean, he’s definitely my kid.
The texture I always aim for is wet, but thick enough to eat with a fork. (This image looks about right - and has me hungry.)
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November 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The texture I always aim for is wet, but thick enough to eat with a fork. (This image looks about right - and has me hungry.)
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bet I can do you one stupider
August 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
bet I can do you one stupider
Paul Hollywood would probably beat me with a stick for this presentation, but this was a good Linzer torte. (I mixed vanilla extract and angostura bitters into the raspberry jam to add a little depth to the flavor - quite happy with how that turned out.)
July 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Paul Hollywood would probably beat me with a stick for this presentation, but this was a good Linzer torte. (I mixed vanilla extract and angostura bitters into the raspberry jam to add a little depth to the flavor - quite happy with how that turned out.)
If we know each other IRL, remind me to make korokke for you one of these days.
July 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If we know each other IRL, remind me to make korokke for you one of these days.
A visit from the local fauna
May 29, 2025 at 11:13 AM
A visit from the local fauna
post a warning
March 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
post a warning
I took a picture of that same negative-space bunny!
November 18, 2024 at 6:43 AM
I took a picture of that same negative-space bunny!
Okay I see what you are going for, New Yorker cover artist, but you do understand that this is basically the opposite of how roller coasters actually work, right?
August 24, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Okay I see what you are going for, New Yorker cover artist, but you do understand that this is basically the opposite of how roller coasters actually work, right?
This image is extremely funny to me because “Stick Season” is such a bleakly evocative phrase UNLESS YOU ARE A DOG, in which case Stick Season is the dopest shit imaginable.
March 25, 2024 at 4:18 PM
This image is extremely funny to me because “Stick Season” is such a bleakly evocative phrase UNLESS YOU ARE A DOG, in which case Stick Season is the dopest shit imaginable.
Lots of people on the timeline joking about how you can now make Mickey Mouse say “butt” or whatever, but most of that stuff was already protected parody. HERE is the truly forbidden remix of Steamboat Willie that Bob Iger doesn’t want you to see.
January 2, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Lots of people on the timeline joking about how you can now make Mickey Mouse say “butt” or whatever, but most of that stuff was already protected parody. HERE is the truly forbidden remix of Steamboat Willie that Bob Iger doesn’t want you to see.
Don’t bogart that joint! Instead, henreid those two joints.
November 2, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Don’t bogart that joint! Instead, henreid those two joints.
Say it, Frenchy!
October 5, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Say it, Frenchy!
Made a smoothie with banana, pineapple, frozen cherries, yogurt, and buttermilk, and the color is… surprising. Is there some kind of chemical reaction at work? I get that dark cherries are more purple than red, but this looks like I puréed a Grimace.
October 4, 2023 at 4:49 AM
Made a smoothie with banana, pineapple, frozen cherries, yogurt, and buttermilk, and the color is… surprising. Is there some kind of chemical reaction at work? I get that dark cherries are more purple than red, but this looks like I puréed a Grimace.
This turned out really well
September 24, 2023 at 5:46 AM
This turned out really well
Feels a little on-the-nose, guys, idk.
September 21, 2023 at 12:25 AM
Feels a little on-the-nose, guys, idk.
“Okay, but just hypothetically, what if he stepped on me?”
September 20, 2023 at 11:45 PM
“Okay, but just hypothetically, what if he stepped on me?”