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@floppyflower.bsky.social
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Engineer (not the trains kind)
Woman (the trains kind🏳️‍⚧️)
40 something if that matters?
Rambles about magical creatures.
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so many tiny bits, so full afterwards
A table is cluttered with china tea service. In the foreground a three-level caddy is piled high with scones, amuse-bouches, and desserts. It all looks delicious and fancy.
June 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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not a genre i’ve run across often, but this trilogy came to mind
The cover of Alan Dean Foster’s book “A Call To Arms”.
May 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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[ sad noises ]
meth lab oompa loompa from a tragic incident on terf island
January 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Got a feder recently, and today my magnetic “sheath” has arrived!
A female figure dressed in pyjamas is partially turned away from the camera. A very large metal practice sword (feder) is suspended from her hip by a magnetic harness. Also, her butt looks pretty nice.
December 31, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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my milkshakes bring all the santas to the yard 🎶
a largely spherical plushie with a minimalist smiling face and a belt that reads “milk for santa”
December 21, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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two smiling anime women clapping their hands together with the caption “let’s take ibuprofen together”
December 14, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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@liliuhms.com Just wanted you to know one of your massive bee plushies has found a happy family home.
Three bee plushies are cuddled together on top of a plush flower. The two adults are long and cylindrical and the baby is almost round. All of them have smiley faces and look like excellent bees.
November 27, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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i did not know polishing silver could be this easy
silverware spread out over aluminum foil in a sink full of water
October 11, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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An anime girl sips coffee. Caption: "There is no meme. Have a good day"
September 23, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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Erm, what
Zoomed and cropped photo of an athlete with pursed lips. The outline of another figure it's superimposed on the image, with the line art crotch aligned with the athlete's lips.
September 23, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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Does the number of plushies correspond to the depravity level? Asking for a friend.
News article from “The Daily Tism” headline reads “Mountain of plushies on autistic woman's bed actually guardians of depraved sex den”.
September 17, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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This is what the cool people are posting, right?
A picture generated by Bluesky showing that my account was number 692,845.
September 16, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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Mom says we have trans shork at home
September 10, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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showing my age a little
September 2, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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More sexism - End the gender pocket gap today!
Superman is tucking a small package into a pocket on the inside of his cape. Dialog reads "BESIDES BEING FLAME RESISTANT, MY CLOTHES CAN BE FOLDED INTO A TINY BUNDLE... IT FITS NEATLY INTO THIS SECRET POUCH IN МУ САРЕ! IMAGINE DOING THIS TO YOUR BEST SUIT!"
June 25, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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Suppressing~
The text "You guys call it 'masking my autism' but I like to call it suppressing my mana" appears over a picture of Frieren. She is seated on the ground and clutching her knees against her chest.
June 22, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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I hope this clears things up.
June 20, 2024 at 11:14 AM
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June 6, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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Too much fun to not post this one.
Gowron, a klingon from Star Trek TNG, holds two streaming rainbow flags and a third rainbow floats above his head. He appears to be wearing red nail polish, and wears a snarly expression. Below his feet, a banner reads "Glory to you... & to your identity!"
June 3, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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May 20, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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May 20, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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Disable immediately, send a message.
April 28, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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Rubberzilla knows your sins
April 23, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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My childhood is calling me...
April 15, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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If you see this, post a random thing from wherever for whatever
March 29, 2024 at 10:16 PM