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just an autistic dumbass screaming whatever the hell she has in her mind into the void. don't expect me to say anything smart.

she/her (🏳️‍⚧️)
i probably smell like concentrated human
December 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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“You gotta crank it!”
“I AM cranking it!“
- Interaction between my two friends while one of them plays Secret of the Mimic
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
why do i keep torturing myself trying to make a deep and complex story with gooner chatbots
December 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"i have never seen mass copium withdrawals of this scale until now. i knew that going cold turkey after high doses of cope could cause some schizophrenic behaviors, but this is on a level i've never even heard about."

-some random reasearcher coming across r/HalfLife after TGA 2025
December 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
well congrats @gooseworx.bsky.social, all that time spent revising the script worked because you got the results you were aiming for.
December 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
how do i explain that being objectified would give me gender euphoria without sounding like i'm being dismissive of women's struggle in the patriarchy?
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 AM
getting this off my chest:

back in i think 7th grade, before science class, i went into the room and nearly wrote "if Walter White cooks meth, does Walter Black cook crack?" until i stopped and asked an Afghanistan-looking kid if that was racist, he said he didn't know, and i gave up on writing it
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
relistening to favorite albums before the spotify wrapped hits
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Congratulations to Joel Brooks and North NJ DSA! 🎉On City Council, Joel will fight to make sure Jersey City is a livable city for families 🌹not a playground for predatory real estate speculators 🦈
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
i misread that as "Nirvana", like the band, and i was so confused
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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TODAY IS THE DAY!

GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM

WE GOT THIS!!!!!!

December 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
i've done it. i've found the craziest reddit ad ever
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i genuinely despise people who say they don't talk about politics. like i get that they mean they don't like the heated debates filled with shouting and toxicity, but the way that they phrase it just reminds me of the same apathy and willful ignorance that got Trump into office a second time.
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
i love a man that's kind but would also straight-up murder me during lovemaking
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
the market garden
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
i was so tired i read this as "Dunkin' creates its own religion"
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
my partners are so amazing. i hope i'm the first one to die because i don't want to live in a world where one of them is no longer by my side.
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
whenever i say to someone "i'll try to do [X]" and they pull out the "either you do or you do not, there is no try" bullshit, i just wanna smash their skull against the edge of a concrete block. like oh i'm sorry i'm not setting up unrealistic expectations for you, sorry for daring to have nuance.
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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good boy
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM