These city squirrels are WILDING

You guys are lucky I'm not at my computer

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what clocking out feels like

About the only part that was real last night was the crazed noble plunging a sword into their chest. No one can explain it to them, as to how and why they're still alive. Then, at that moment, Alcides is introduced to Thancred

The white mage's look as Alcides opens their eyes is one of horror. Panic sets over the room, while the white mage hurries out of the room to find the immortal flames officer who took their case. The silence is thick over the room as it's explained to them, they by all means, they should be dead.

Unlike the week prior when they awoke half-drunk in a bar, they wake in a hospital bed, thaumaturges and a white mage watch over them. Last time it didn't feel this way, they knew in their heart that last week, last week *death wasn't real*. But this time, this time death was tangible.

She smiles warmly upon them, but her aesthetic visage turns dark, tumultuous, like a cloud of smoke choking them. squeezing harder at their heart, feeling life slip away, growing cold, gasping for air, a twisted smile poking through the darkness. The loud buzzing in their ears snaps them awake.

Makeship Paisley Pudge Plush for christmas

I'm a sick fuck
I like her ass plump
I gave her a sick truck
I gave her a skateboard
I gave her a sad slump
How did I start modding?
I made a scuzzbal

Fuck it, just like monthly alt events at the neon stein and the whole premise is I release another hour long playlist