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boywife Ren 🔻🏳️‍⚧️☭
@floorsalad.is.goblin.fyi
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27 ('98) • MINORS DNF • it/they/he/moo • engaged • Shinto ⛩️ + Pure Land Buddhism ☸️ • Commie ☭ • transgender, transsexual (a 3rd, more sinister kind) • omnisexual • disabled, neurodivergent • plural

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This loaf is snoring next to me and the Hubby while he paints minis and I have spicy tuna salad and fresh lemonade from lemons grown out back. 🩵
A photo showing Shadow, a black fluffy chow dog laying on red-orange brick and tile flooring. The way she is laying hides her legs making her appear as a loaf of bread.
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I woke up in a bad mood so that's cool ig
Anyway Heartopia first beta ends tonight
A screenshot of me and King (part of my partner system) from the game Heartopia. We are both wearing the most cunt fits possible; me in apple (the fruit not the brand) themed attire and him in citrus themed. Mini skirts and cute tops (lol). We are in my tiny gay little house, you can see my pastel furniture and my little black and white dog. King is trying to peer into my head with bird watching binoculars.
November 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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What you are witnessing is fully automated luxury gay space AuDHD with a touch of regression
A chart showing test results for a "intelligences test" from idrlabs.com. It shows very high nature smarts, low body smarts, moderate word smarts, high number smarts, moderate-high visual smarts, moderate musical smarts, moderate intrapersonal, and moderate interpersonal.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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A meme of a pretty anime lady throwing a bottle of the psychiatric medication latuda at the viewer. A black text box in the upper right that says "faggot dinner".
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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A meme showing a bottle of Skyy vodka on the far left with curly brakets to show the stages of drinking a bottle. The first third has the text "I want to kiss someone", the second third has text that reads "The two people my parents hated the most were themselves and each other. As a combination of the two, I never stood a chance", the last third has another meme image which show a manga panel of a flustered girl with text that reads "do u wanna go pee with me" with the :3 to represent feeling and formatting that suggests a stutter.
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Rare footage of the Hubby
very rare
never before seen
November 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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A image of the some-what cursed worm-entity from many popular VR chat vids known as Marcus. He is pointing at the ground with his spindly limbs with text that reads "its pissin me off"
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Adding a little more padding to the inside 👍🏻
A image showing a fursuit mask. It is hard to visually tell the animal it is, but the main mask is white with pale blue hair. The eyes are large with water themed eye chips, there are blushing stickers on the cheeks, it has a tiny pink nose, and a toy story alien bandaid on the short snout.
October 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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At karaoke and they have Tetris on one if the cabinets and I'm decent at Tetris but don't have any confidence, hate that people would probably try to watch, and also I can't stand for too long. 😭
But they look so pretty in this lighting. 🩵
A picture of two arcade cabinets with a ridiculous number of games on each. They are under purple lighting which gives a very dreamy feel.
October 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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BEHOLD
Blocked by 641,08s users via lists
October 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Lumiose City! We made it!
October 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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It's my choice to tell you this is a wack-ass following list
Screenshot of the quoted poster's list of accounts they follow, it shows the bluesky accounts for the whitehouse and homeland security.
October 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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A image of a meme showing a vial of testosterone cypionate on a white background with overlapping text that reads "inject me into your body, come closer, I am going to give you a micro penis, I am normal juice".
October 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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A image showing a meme of two people drawn in comic book style, one with the israel flag and one with the LGBTQ+ progress pride flag, the former choking the latter. There is text above that reads "Zionists: Don't you get it?! The Palestinians will kill you, f*g!!!"
October 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Most of this score is because of either
1. autism and thus I lack respect for laws that I see no point it
2. Hubby/partner system lol
A screenshot from theinnocencetest.com. It shows results in black text on white background (horrible to look at lol), the results are as follows: The Innocence Test Wild Child (40) you are the happy medium - you checked both yes and no on this list, but you definitely know how to have fun. we can't wait to see where you'll be in a few years ;)
October 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Petting my weird son
October 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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A image showing a edited white borzoi sneaking their very long head around the edge of an open door. Their snout is very very long, I cannot stress this enough, and they look abit like they are plotting true evil. This image was often used in a "that's piss" meme.
September 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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I love this stupid baby
A image showing a purple shelled Tamagotchi Pix which is virtual pet with a color screen. The screen shows a cartoony living room with a puchitomatchi, a small creature described as tomato or persimmon-like, which can be seen playing with some colorful building blocks. The screen is framed by a face plate showing clouds and stars.
September 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Silly-ass entity obtained.
A image of a bootleg tamagotchi/virtual pet on a pale blue sheet. It is simple in design, the pixel screen depicts a young kuchipatchi and is bordered by a printed faceplate that shows some emotive cacti with some floating pastel stars and a light blue-green background. The words "PET GAME" can be seen on the top right below a keychain ring.
September 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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"Like Miami or Tampa?"
No lmao.
This kind of Florida (not my photos, but some are of places I literally lived around lol).
A photo of a Ocoee church, if you're local you know the one. The one in the Twilight Zone? Yeah that one. It's an old white and gray church, the steeple reaching high into the cloudy sky, couple cars out front. A photo of a dark stormy sky and a grassy field, some palm trees off to the left. A black and white photo of Homosassa Springs gator lagoon with a gator snapping at the sign with the name of the spring proudly displayed. Many gators can be seen in the water. Homosassa? Uh, yeah, I sure hope we do. A photo of a little house with many makeshift repairs, a wood chair out front, low roof, and a sign that states "HOT BOILED PEANUTS". Yummy yummy.
September 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Make way for the goddamn fun police, lmao.
A screenshot from the bluesky updated TOS that reads: ii. We do not allow sexual content involving non-consensual activity including synthetic, simulated, illustrated, or animated versions. Another screenshot from the bluesky updated TOS that reads as follows: iv. Do not create, share, or promote sexual content involving realistic risk of death or serious injury. Another screenshot from the updated bluesky TOS that reads as follows: ii. Do not share methods, instructions, depictions, or promotion of dangerous stunts or abuse of dangerous or controlled substances. Yet another screenshot from the updated bluesky TOS that reads as follows: i. Do not coordinate, promote, recruit or disseminate content for criminal organizations, terrorrist groups, or human trafficking networks.
September 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Hm...
September 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Absolutely diabolical ebay item description holy shit
Image of a screenshot from ebay, white text on a black background as follows: Item description from the seller Giving away as is. I know the water is still in there, too much trouble to take it out. Trying to get rid of it. Used the tank for about 3 months for 2 turtles ended up releasing the turtles and now the tank is just sitting. Yes I know listing says $1 but I couldn't put free.
September 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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SATAN NUMBER
WOAGGGG
A photo showing a scale displaying a weight of 166.6 lbs
September 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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no new pics, where are you at mentally?
A image of a somewhat crudely drawn little green alien critter wailing in horrible pain from their single back bone snapping.
September 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM