Floof
@floof111.bsky.social
I'm just a short little lesbian trying to produce her own story
Amazon why do so many of your sex toys need phone apps?
December 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Amazon why do so many of your sex toys need phone apps?
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Everybody already drew the other guy, so I'm keeping it fresh.
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Everybody already drew the other guy, so I'm keeping it fresh.
Shovelling packing snow is the fucking worst
December 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Shovelling packing snow is the fucking worst
I was watching Ted for the gazillionth time, and the scene where Ted was on the roof hiding from Blair, I thought of my OCS in this scenario
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I was watching Ted for the gazillionth time, and the scene where Ted was on the roof hiding from Blair, I thought of my OCS in this scenario
look I'm not always right but I'm rarely wrong
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
look I'm not always right but I'm rarely wrong
I don't like the sound electric cars make
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I don't like the sound electric cars make
A Twitch streamer I frequent is learning about the Omegaverse live
October 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
A Twitch streamer I frequent is learning about the Omegaverse live
I know you're scared of what goes bump in the night, so here's a bump for the night
*holds up a line of coke on a finger*
*holds up a line of coke on a finger*
September 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I know you're scared of what goes bump in the night, so here's a bump for the night
*holds up a line of coke on a finger*
*holds up a line of coke on a finger*
I just woke up to my uterus doing cartwheels so now I'm going to sit in the dark all day and read smut
September 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I just woke up to my uterus doing cartwheels so now I'm going to sit in the dark all day and read smut
that third hit of the joint was bad for me and my credit score
September 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
that third hit of the joint was bad for me and my credit score
people saying that he's going to strike again are stupid
September 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
people saying that he's going to strike again are stupid
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not now kitten, daddy’s preparing for the greatest day on the internet
August 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
not now kitten, daddy’s preparing for the greatest day on the internet
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Happy Trailer Day! #KnightsOfGuinevere
August 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Happy Trailer Day! #KnightsOfGuinevere
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Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen
August 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen
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they threw me in jail because I kept tampering with evidence God forbid i have a hobby
August 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
they threw me in jail because I kept tampering with evidence God forbid i have a hobby
call me Kyle cuz I be punching holes and walls all day bro
July 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
call me Kyle cuz I be punching holes and walls all day bro
the Pope died because of too many chalky bunnies
July 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
the Pope died because of too many chalky bunnies
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A commission for @wintertitan.bsky.social of Junkerqueen
#Overwatch | #Overwatch2 | #JunkerQueen | #CommissionArt
#Overwatch | #Overwatch2 | #JunkerQueen | #CommissionArt
July 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
A commission for @wintertitan.bsky.social of Junkerqueen
#Overwatch | #Overwatch2 | #JunkerQueen | #CommissionArt
#Overwatch | #Overwatch2 | #JunkerQueen | #CommissionArt
I hope that passed me had ghosts vet papers under the name ghostface
July 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I hope that passed me had ghosts vet papers under the name ghostface
I got that surgery to get rid of two of my ribs so I can suck my own dick but I just learned... I don't have one
June 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I got that surgery to get rid of two of my ribs so I can suck my own dick but I just learned... I don't have one