Jom Flomsten
flomsten.bsky.social
Jom Flomsten
@flomsten.bsky.social
Hey I'm Jyorm Flimsten. He/Him. Phrenologist's nightmare. Contrary, obstinate and difficult to convince. "The world weighs heavily on me so I weigh heavily on the world."
The twentiest!
December 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Meanwhile, Auntie Whispers:
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
(Read in Seto Kaiba's voice) Heh. If they donate to PBS, I can assure you that those viewers are nothing like me. #yugioh
October 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The alcoholism digimon is playable in this one. Bacchusmon. Also, Bacchusmon crapulence mode.
October 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
October 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
October 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
September 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Mega Malamar is disco themed, right? I'm not crazy for saying this the colour scheme, the big shoulders, the hair. This is a Pokémon that's got Saturday night fever. He's got his leisure suit on and he's ready to boogie down.
September 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I'm this close to breaking the ABK cinematic universe wide open
September 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My thoughts on silksong so far.
September 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Don't let gambit catch you with this.
August 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Some real Shakespeare quotes that would look good on a T-Shirt.
August 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
July 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I can't see gambit in anything without thinking of this.
July 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
There are references to paladin mode founding the royal knights despite not being a part of the organization.
July 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hey, next time, get your Youtooz made at actual size.
June 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Huh.
May 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It's optimistic to think bluesky will last that long. By then we'll be on liquid game grumps. At that time I'll change my profile picture to Edd from Ed, Edd and Eddie.
May 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Technically there is only one Original Joe's. The one in San Francisco. All the other ones are Derivative Joe's.
May 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
May 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A lot of people have been bullying the Distortus Rex. No he isn't Geigeresque, but putting that one inaccurate description aside, he's still a horrible hexapod whale dinosaur. He's still a miserable creature that inspires both pity and fear.
May 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Otrimi, Bruse Tarl and Reyhan, Shepherds of the Protean. WUBRG. Legendary Nightmare Beast Warrior Human. Whenever a creature you control mutates, that creature gains doubles strike and haste until end of turn. If a creature you control with mutate is destroyed put X 1/1 counters on target creature.
April 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I think that it's because bearmon has had slightly inconsistent colouring in different media. This is having a bit of fun with that.
April 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This is actually a reference to old tokusatsu show Kaiketsu Zubat. (No relation to the pokemon).
April 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
They would complete his look.
April 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM