Flo Karp
@flokarp.bsky.social
Artist.
https://flo-karp.pixels.com/
https://flo-karp.pixels.com/
So big there's a drawer for overflow. You always need a few parallel printer cables, right?
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
So big there's a drawer for overflow. You always need a few parallel printer cables, right?
Saw the words, sung it to myself like a reflex. And we also musn't forget "It's Craaaaaaazy Eddie!"
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Saw the words, sung it to myself like a reflex. And we also musn't forget "It's Craaaaaaazy Eddie!"
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October 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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It's unavoidable. May it scroll by quickly (the 100 times it will appear)
October 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
It's unavoidable. May it scroll by quickly (the 100 times it will appear)
Yeah, who's paying for those 80 buses?
October 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Yeah, who's paying for those 80 buses?
Absolutely terrifying. What if a random leaf hits a bystander due to a gentle breeze? Cannot imagine.
October 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Absolutely terrifying. What if a random leaf hits a bystander due to a gentle breeze? Cannot imagine.
Not a Swift person but in the pop culture Reddit community I follow, the "Ophelia" video has elicited a majority "Oh, NOW I really like that song!". It is a lovely video.
October 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Not a Swift person but in the pop culture Reddit community I follow, the "Ophelia" video has elicited a majority "Oh, NOW I really like that song!". It is a lovely video.
Can't stand them and highly resent the lost screen real estate.
October 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Can't stand them and highly resent the lost screen real estate.
Maybe they're sugar pills. Can't imagine them interfering with the baby-making agenda.
October 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Maybe they're sugar pills. Can't imagine them interfering with the baby-making agenda.
Diet Dr. Pepper > all sodas ever created. Amen.
October 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Diet Dr. Pepper > all sodas ever created. Amen.
I'm not mad at that chair though.
September 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I'm not mad at that chair though.
I adore how stupid she sounds, it's incredibly satisfying.
September 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I adore how stupid she sounds, it's incredibly satisfying.
Definitely wanna follow advice from what a walking tub of gangrene feels.
September 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Definitely wanna follow advice from what a walking tub of gangrene feels.
If it makes Laura Loomer even more jealously miserable, it will sort of be worth it.
September 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If it makes Laura Loomer even more jealously miserable, it will sort of be worth it.
I'm honoring him today by watching endless videos of him getting owned in debates by college students. It's been SUCH a good time.
September 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm honoring him today by watching endless videos of him getting owned in debates by college students. It's been SUCH a good time.