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floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
Guten Morgen, auf in die neue Woche
December 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
Merch-Shop ist da. Ich habe bestellt, also erzähl ich es euch nun 😜
https://tickets.events.ccc.de/39c3-merch/ #39c3
39th Chaos Communication Congress Merch
Dec. 27 – 28, 2025
tickets.events.ccc.de
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
I just found out that in old planes, flight computers were programmed with audio cassette tapes 😯 which now makes me want to look up how data recording on MCs worked on the C64 (before my time).
I remember that in the 90s, I tried to run "play.exe word.doc" to get my SoundBlaster card to write […]
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chaos.social
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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floheinstein.pix.kohler.is.ap.brid.gy
Mistress has given Dobby a shoe. Dobby is free!
A Roomba vacuum robot pulling along a hiking boot on a shoelace
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
The programme for Disobey 2026 has been published! Check it out at: https://disobey.fi/2026/program

#disobey2026
Disobey - Program
Disobey - The Nordic Security Event
disobey.fi
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
How can we be sure that Cloudflare has a problem when Downdetector is down?

#cloudflare
500 Internal Server Error - cloudflare
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
IKEA: "A Eins Zeit Code war gesendet zu du. Bitte eingeben es in die aktiv Feld, zu weitermachen."
(mit schwedischem Akzent):
So fragen wir in Schweden nach ihrem Einmalpasswort.
Eingabemaske. Zuoberst ein Hinweistext "A Eins Zeit Code war gesendet zu du. Bitte eingeben es in die aktiv Feld, zu weitermachen." Darunter Felder für Mobiltelefonnummer, Einmal-Code und die Buttons Bestätigen und Abbrechen
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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heiseonline.flipboard.com.ap.brid.gy
Das Russmedia-Urteil des EuGH: Auf dem Weg in das „Cleannet“?
https://www.heise.de/meinung/Das-Russmedia-Urteil-des-EuGH-Auf-dem-Weg-in-das-Cleannet-11102439.html?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Gepostet in Netzpolitik @netzpolitik-heiseonline
Das Russmedia-Urteil des EuGH: Auf dem Weg in das „Cleannet“?
Eine Änderung des Haftungsprivilegs für Online-Anbieter wird ein „sauberes“, aber auch starreres, überwachtes Internet hervorbringen, sagt Joerg Heidrich.
www.heise.de
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 AM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
TIL: Der deutsche Staubsauger-Hersteller Vorwerk hat 1986 den Chaos Computer Club verklagt.
Stichwort: Morbus Kobold.

(Sorry, ich lache immer noch...)

https://www.spiegel.de/politik/propeller-am-penis-a-516cb375-0002-0001-0000-000013517743?context=issue

#ccc #recht #morbuskobold #655321648501310
Propeller am Penis
Der Staubsauger-Hersteller Vorwerk hat den Hamburger »Chaos Computer Club« verklagt - wegen einer »ganz abstrusen Geschichte«. *
www.spiegel.de
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
404 Sleep not found
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
Beautiful Scottish myth about Christmas by Kenny Boyle. Pass it on.
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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floheinstein.pix.kohler.is.ap.brid.gy
Nett hier im morgendlichen Frost. Aber waren Sie schon mal in Ankh-Morpork? Stadt der tausend Überraschungen
#Netthier #netthiersticker #netthierankhmorpork #netthieraberwarensieschonmalinankhmorpork #discworld #terrypratchett #stickerart #scheibenwelt #dachsen
Eine Strassenlaterne mit Frost überzogen, daran klebt ein gelber Sticker mit schwarzer Beschriftung. Der Text lautet "Nett hier. Aber waren Sie schon mal in Ankh-Morpork? Stadt der tausend Überraschungen"
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
Just read about DeepSeek Sparse Attention.
Essentially, they gave ADHD to an AI to make it work better, and market it as a big innovation.

This would be a chance for Neurotypicals to question their attitude towards Neurodiversity, but I doubt they take the hint.

#adhd #neurodiversity […]
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chaos.social
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
But I filled out my Uber registration card!
#discworld #gooseberry
Screenshot of a mail by Uber, text: ${first_name}, your reservation is confirmed
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
"Ich wähle Türchen Nummer 1."
"Hinter Türchen 24 steht eine Ziege. Wollen Sie wechseln?"
#adventskalender
December 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
Gattaca is here.
https://www.pickyourbaby.com/ and
https://mynucleus.com/

And no, apparently this is not a joke.
A chart of 5 different embryos with rows for eye color, hair color, breast cancer risk, type 2 diabetes risk, height, IQ, autism spectrum discorder A newborn yawning. Text overlay IVF+ Have your best baby
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
Cryptomixer.io Takedown 📽️:
https://operation-olympia.com/

https://www.zh.ch/de/news-uebersicht/medienmitteilungen/2025/12/251201f_crypto.html

#cryptomixerio #CryptoMixer #takedown
Red banner this domain has been seized. Operation Olympia green logo with an softice cone in the middle and the logos of involved police forces
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 AM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
Guten Morgen
11/12 von 2025 haben wir hinter uns. Wir haben es bis in den Kongressmonat geschafft! Die wenigen Tage bis dahin mit Jahresend-Stress auf der Arbeit, Geschenke-Kauf und Familien-Problemen stehen wir auch noch durch!
#39c3
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
PSA: Alle Schweizer:innen die die Unterlagen nicht per Post geschickt haben: Heute ist Abstimmung, ab an die Urne! Erbschaftssteuer fürs Klima ist zwar nicht Eat the Rich, aber das nächstbeste was wir machen können.

#chvote25 #abstimmung
Stilisierte Hand mit gestrecktem Zeigefinger, restliche Finger zusammengehalten. Weiss, mit schwarzen Umrissen. Oranger Hintergrund. Text "Heute Abstimmung" auf der Handfläche
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
Airbus issued a mandatory update that should prevent problems occurring because of intense sunlight radiation.

Sunscreen via software update? Ehm, where do I sign up to get this for my body? I'm prepared to pay extra if this would also make me more heat resistant!
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 AM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
When people tell me "Why do you only listen to such old-fashioned music, your taste in music is hopelessly outdated!", I send them these 3 pictures
Side by side the embarrassingly stupid text of "Run the world (Girls)" (which needed 6 writers and 4 producers) and Bohemian Rhapsody (which had 1 writer and 1 producer) The music sheets for a Beethoven Sonata next to something by Justin Bieber A picture of Rihanna in an interview, saying "Sometimes I had to just stop recording because the lyrics were too deep. They would leave me in tears" and a picture from the video clip of a song by her, where the lyrics are "cake cake cake cake cake cake"
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
I'm sitting at Zurich Airport waiting to pick someone up. Next to me sits a German person who has propped up their iPad on their suitcase. They are in a video conference with several people from banks and legal, discussing tax "optimization" from Germany by buying real estate in different US […]
Original post on chaos.social
chaos.social
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 AM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
@Asterix_Archiv schlimm, aber ich erinnere mich einfach nicht mehr, aus welchem Band diese Szene ist. Kannst du helfen?
Obelix greift knurrend und mit rotem Gesicht zwei Leute an, über ihm steht Black Friday, über den Leuten steht all of the store employees
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
OTD 5 years ago, I posted this:

So, in the last 24 hours we had
- Zombie minks in Denmark
- almost 400 km/h wind,
- thunderstorms and lightning in Iceland

Either someone is playing an updated version of Jumanji, or some Nordic director is shooting a video clip […]

[Original post on chaos.social]
Three part meme, showing the headline "Dead minks infected with a mutated form of Covid-19 rise from graves after mass culling", a graph showing wind speeds of up to 120 m/s in Iceland and a lightning strike.
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
I just received an e-mail with the subject
"Þú hefur til miðnættis!"
(YOU HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT!)
Hey Icelandair, I now pressure is a way to increase sales, but evoking fear?!?

#icelandair
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM