Flock of Doug
@flockofdoug.bsky.social
The Greatest Christian Homocore band ever. Creator and performer of Trump/Vance 2025 campaign anthem, "Boyfriend, You're My American Flag Underwear." (Spotify/Apple)
He’s taking all of us – not just the United States, but the entire planet – over a cliff. Only a handful of us have parachutes or a safe place to land.
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
He’s taking all of us – not just the United States, but the entire planet – over a cliff. Only a handful of us have parachutes or a safe place to land.
What’s the MAGA call on Cheney? Lower flag to half-staff or toss him in an unmarked grave for disloyalty?
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
What’s the MAGA call on Cheney? Lower flag to half-staff or toss him in an unmarked grave for disloyalty?
So let’s start a war??
October 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So let’s start a war??
Sub “Maduro” for Graham”
October 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sub “Maduro” for Graham”
3 words: Central. Park. Five.
October 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
3 words: Central. Park. Five.
Government-cum-puppy mill
October 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Government-cum-puppy mill
Release the Maxwell files!!
October 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Release the Maxwell files!!
Release the Maxwell files!
October 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Release the Maxwell files!
He wants to make sure that there are no dissenters to the plan to attack Democrats. If any of the brass object, they will be fired and replaced someone who has no qualms about killing Americans. How is this not obvious?
September 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
He wants to make sure that there are no dissenters to the plan to attack Democrats. If any of the brass object, they will be fired and replaced someone who has no qualms about killing Americans. How is this not obvious?
Release the Maxwell Files
September 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Release the Maxwell Files
“Let’s get rid of the politicians and elect CEOs.” Whose idea was that??🖕They don’t share our values, and they sure as hell aren’t sharing the money!!
September 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“Let’s get rid of the politicians and elect CEOs.” Whose idea was that??🖕They don’t share our values, and they sure as hell aren’t sharing the money!!
Release the Maxwell files!
September 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Release the Maxwell files!
Tell me you are a depraved and morally bankrupt POS without saying I’m a depraved and morally bankrupt POS
September 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Tell me you are a depraved and morally bankrupt POS without saying I’m a depraved and morally bankrupt POS
Ha. Like he’s trying to get back to the womb where he was born.
August 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ha. Like he’s trying to get back to the womb where he was born.
Dude hits the ball and runs to third base. Every time.
August 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Dude hits the ball and runs to third base. Every time.
At the rate things are going, history will be written by his “ideological” descendants, or there will be no one to write it at all
August 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
At the rate things are going, history will be written by his “ideological” descendants, or there will be no one to write it at all
Whatever they are, they’ve managed to hoard an obscenely disproportionate amount of the world’s resources for themselves, and they are distressingly good at imposing their warped values on the rest of us. Particularly impressive given the useless Tool that they’re using for the job.
July 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Whatever they are, they’ve managed to hoard an obscenely disproportionate amount of the world’s resources for themselves, and they are distressingly good at imposing their warped values on the rest of us. Particularly impressive given the useless Tool that they’re using for the job.
Terrifying convergence of hyper intelligence and maliciously insane creativity with the ability to make nightmares a reality
July 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Terrifying convergence of hyper intelligence and maliciously insane creativity with the ability to make nightmares a reality
As the “prez” spouts a steady stream of consequential nonsense
June 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
As the “prez” spouts a steady stream of consequential nonsense
He is going to do whatever Net tells him to do. Such an impressionable nimwit. God help us all.
June 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
He is going to do whatever Net tells him to do. Such an impressionable nimwit. God help us all.
“Agent Orange, report back to your handler in Russia immediately. Do not speak another word regarding Iran, or mother Russia will release the kompromat.”
June 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“Agent Orange, report back to your handler in Russia immediately. Do not speak another word regarding Iran, or mother Russia will release the kompromat.”