Flirt Vonnegut
@flirtvonnegut.com
🖤 I am your favorite sex toy's favorite sex toy. [she/her]
🔞 Diving into the world of pleasure with honesty, curiosity, and a touch of humor. flirtvonnegut.com
🔞 Diving into the world of pleasure with honesty, curiosity, and a touch of humor. flirtvonnegut.com
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Flirt Vonnegut
@flirtvonnegut.com
· Feb 2
I am a sex blogger, returning from the great void of ‘real life’ to explore the chaos of desire, pleasure, and intimacy.
Here, I will review toys, share stories, and try to make sense of it all—because, let’s face it, nothing makes sense. But we might as well enjoy the ride.
🖤 🔞 flirtvonnegut.com
Here, I will review toys, share stories, and try to make sense of it all—because, let’s face it, nothing makes sense. But we might as well enjoy the ride.
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You need to get busy representing us while you still have a job, fake ass loser.
You need to get busy representing us while you still have a job, fake ass loser.
February 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
@fetterman.senate.gov
You need to get busy representing us while you still have a job, fake ass loser.
You need to get busy representing us while you still have a job, fake ass loser.
Sitting here with a mid-size plug in, listening to Father Figure by George Michael on my lunch break, just trying to feel something other than abject terror. How's your Wednesday treating you?
February 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Sitting here with a mid-size plug in, listening to Father Figure by George Michael on my lunch break, just trying to feel something other than abject terror. How's your Wednesday treating you?
Where are you mentally?
February 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Where are you mentally?
I need a new collar, something dainty. Maybe a day collar I can wear out and show off.
February 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I need a new collar, something dainty. Maybe a day collar I can wear out and show off.
Sometimes, bigger is exactly what you need. Read my review: Bandit by Vixen Creations flirtvonnegut.com/2025/02/02/b...
Bandit by Vixen Creations
For as long as I can remember, I’ve been terrified of bigger toys. Terrified. I always thought, “There’s no way I can handle that,” like the size would be some sort of insurmountable obstacle. It w…
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February 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sometimes, bigger is exactly what you need. Read my review: Bandit by Vixen Creations flirtvonnegut.com/2025/02/02/b...
How am I supposed to focus at the office this morning with a brand new cherry red Liberator Ramp and Wedge combo waiting for me at home?
February 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
How am I supposed to focus at the office this morning with a brand new cherry red Liberator Ramp and Wedge combo waiting for me at home?
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I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
I am a sex blogger, returning from the great void of ‘real life’ to explore the chaos of desire, pleasure, and intimacy.
Here, I will review toys, share stories, and try to make sense of it all—because, let’s face it, nothing makes sense. But we might as well enjoy the ride.
🖤 🔞 flirtvonnegut.com
Here, I will review toys, share stories, and try to make sense of it all—because, let’s face it, nothing makes sense. But we might as well enjoy the ride.
🖤 🔞 flirtvonnegut.com
February 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I am a sex blogger, returning from the great void of ‘real life’ to explore the chaos of desire, pleasure, and intimacy.
Here, I will review toys, share stories, and try to make sense of it all—because, let’s face it, nothing makes sense. But we might as well enjoy the ride.
🖤 🔞 flirtvonnegut.com
Here, I will review toys, share stories, and try to make sense of it all—because, let’s face it, nothing makes sense. But we might as well enjoy the ride.
🖤 🔞 flirtvonnegut.com
Hi, February! flirtvonnegut.com/2025/02/01/h...
#Sex #SexBlog #Shibari #ValentinesDate #ValentinesDay
#Sex #SexBlog #Shibari #ValentinesDate #ValentinesDay
Hi, February!
Ah, February. You finally showed up. The month of love, heart-shaped Reese’s, and that little extra something in the air. This year, my partner and I have something pretty incredible planned: we’re…
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February 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM