if I send you this pic just know I am going through it #grebeinneed
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
if I send you this pic just know I am going through it #grebeinneed
also uhhh...don't look too close at the date on that one
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
also uhhh...don't look too close at the date on that one
also, can I just say: toot toot 🎺🎺
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
also, can I just say: toot toot 🎺🎺
her book cover look like a protein bar
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
her book cover look like a protein bar
Finished David Markson’s tetralogy; I think Vanishing Point was my favorite. Four excerpts:
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Finished David Markson’s tetralogy; I think Vanishing Point was my favorite. Four excerpts:
The Log of the SS the Mrs. Unguentine (Stanley Crawford). The whole book is astounding; my favorite part excerpted here.
October 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The Log of the SS the Mrs. Unguentine (Stanley Crawford). The whole book is astounding; my favorite part excerpted here.
It was a good vantage point!
October 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It was a good vantage point!
5XL are you kidding me 💀
October 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
5XL are you kidding me 💀
Also to celebrate the arrival of .gifs on this website I am uploading the moment that made me fall in love with basketball in 2020: Tim Hardaway Jr. sinking a three and then capsizing like the Titanic, his teammates gently lowering him to the floor in triumph #NBAsky
September 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Also to celebrate the arrival of .gifs on this website I am uploading the moment that made me fall in love with basketball in 2020: Tim Hardaway Jr. sinking a three and then capsizing like the Titanic, his teammates gently lowering him to the floor in triumph #NBAsky
Finally I am being recognized
August 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Finally I am being recognized
on a near-daily basis
August 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
on a near-daily basis
going into a trance as I read this
July 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
going into a trance as I read this
RIP to MPJ. We'll always cherish the leaked security camera footage from when he broke into Lake Middle School with an unidentified woman #NBAsky
June 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
RIP to MPJ. We'll always cherish the leaked security camera footage from when he broke into Lake Middle School with an unidentified woman #NBAsky
Catching up on Jeopardy, having a stroke
June 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Catching up on Jeopardy, having a stroke
My contempt for this question and its answer could not fit in a single tweet
June 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My contempt for this question and its answer could not fit in a single tweet
Incredible. Makes the UFO conspiracy van I see sometimes look downright reasonable
June 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Incredible. Makes the UFO conspiracy van I see sometimes look downright reasonable
Waiting at a crosswalk. A van in one of the lanes next to me is painted lunatic style. On the side it says “Lennon Murder Coverup”, “Media Hoax”, other conspiracy buzzwords. The light changes and the van pulls away revealing a sign on the back reading “ARREST, TRY, AND EXECUTE STEPHEN KING”
June 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Waiting at a crosswalk. A van in one of the lanes next to me is painted lunatic style. On the side it says “Lennon Murder Coverup”, “Media Hoax”, other conspiracy buzzwords. The light changes and the van pulls away revealing a sign on the back reading “ARREST, TRY, AND EXECUTE STEPHEN KING”
ON GOD A CAR FULL OF KIDS JUST PULLED UP NEXT TO US GESTURING WILDLY. ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW AND THEY WERE BLASTING INTL PLAYERS ANTHEM. THE BUMPER STICKER UNITES US
May 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
ON GOD A CAR FULL OF KIDS JUST PULLED UP NEXT TO US GESTURING WILDLY. ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW AND THEY WERE BLASTING INTL PLAYERS ANTHEM. THE BUMPER STICKER UNITES US
me when the waiter brings out the dessert menu
May 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
me when the waiter brings out the dessert menu
JR by William Gaddis…a transcendent reading experience.
May 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
JR by William Gaddis…a transcendent reading experience.
Clarice Lispector, The Apple in the Dark
April 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Clarice Lispector, The Apple in the Dark