booty shorts which say “unlikely to cause harm to most people” on the butt

flu and covid vaccines on friday, tetanus vaccine and routine blood draw today, i think my left arm might go on strike soon

what dark entity do i have to pray to in order to get jungleland at the syracuse show

i’m the kind of werewolf where every couple of months i hear “baba yetu” faintly play in my head and then must waste an entire weekend playing civilization

ran all around atlanta to find a notary who would sign one form, failed, and now can’t even shower because the city is fixing a burst pipe two streets over

(after re-finding my people to follow for ~3 minutes) that was exhausting. never make me do that again. i need to take a nap.