Flexeduplex
@flexeduplex.bsky.social
30. Sagittarius. Que sera, sera 🧿
I get my hair done next Friday. New cut for the birthday 🙂↕️
November 22, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I get my hair done next Friday. New cut for the birthday 🙂↕️
Wtf is up w mfers sending unsolicited dick pics. Are we 30 or 15 like tf
November 22, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Wtf is up w mfers sending unsolicited dick pics. Are we 30 or 15 like tf
Dating is so mfing wack.
November 16, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Dating is so mfing wack.
I left my inhaler at work. I been wheezing all morning 🥲
November 15, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I left my inhaler at work. I been wheezing all morning 🥲
Living alone is crazy bc I been sitting in silence for like two hours 😭
November 15, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Living alone is crazy bc I been sitting in silence for like two hours 😭
Being neurodivergent and the constant never ending loop of things needing to be done as an adult…please. Im just a person on a floating rock in space 😭
November 15, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Being neurodivergent and the constant never ending loop of things needing to be done as an adult…please. Im just a person on a floating rock in space 😭
Anything other than 5 is criminal
November 14, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Anything other than 5 is criminal
Got all my work done before 12 don’t nobody ask me nothing for the rest of the day.
November 14, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Got all my work done before 12 don’t nobody ask me nothing for the rest of the day.
Me every day fr 😪
I forgot to take the meat out the freezer
a man is sitting at a table with bottles of pills on it .
ALT: a man is sitting at a table with bottles of pills on it .
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November 14, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Me every day fr 😪
Too old to be sending unsolicited dick pics… and before noon. JAIL
November 14, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Too old to be sending unsolicited dick pics… and before noon. JAIL
Idk how ppl have rosters cuz soon as a nigga get in my nerves he blocked 😂
November 14, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Idk how ppl have rosters cuz soon as a nigga get in my nerves he blocked 😂
I hate when my boss asks me to do my job.
November 14, 2024 at 3:55 PM
I hate when my boss asks me to do my job.
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Fun fact: If someone quotes a post of yours in a way that is unwelcome (as is commonplace on Twitter/X) there is a tool to combat the unwanted attention. Simply click the three dot menu on the quote post & click "Detach quote". This removes your post from their quote post. Useful to know, do share!
November 12, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Fun fact: If someone quotes a post of yours in a way that is unwelcome (as is commonplace on Twitter/X) there is a tool to combat the unwanted attention. Simply click the three dot menu on the quote post & click "Detach quote". This removes your post from their quote post. Useful to know, do share!
And today is my Friday. I’m bout to smoke my face off later 😭
November 14, 2024 at 3:50 PM
And today is my Friday. I’m bout to smoke my face off later 😭
Another office is sending us lunch today. Good bc i left my wallet at home 😅
November 14, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Another office is sending us lunch today. Good bc i left my wallet at home 😅
I miss outside fr 😪
November 14, 2024 at 3:20 PM
I miss outside fr 😪
My mom got my son a two month pass to Chuck E Cheese. And I’m like girl he is two i coulda went there and let him press the buttons and he wouldn’t know the difference 😭
November 14, 2024 at 2:59 PM
My mom got my son a two month pass to Chuck E Cheese. And I’m like girl he is two i coulda went there and let him press the buttons and he wouldn’t know the difference 😭
Sugar in grits !
New App so I need to ask this VERY important question…sugar in grits, yes or no?
For me, HELL YEAH! Sugar and butter 😂
For me, HELL YEAH! Sugar and butter 😂
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Sugar in grits !
I love working four days a week but sometimes even that is too much 😭
November 14, 2024 at 2:32 PM
I love working four days a week but sometimes even that is too much 😭
Kids will literally cry when they’re tired instead of just closing their eyes.
November 14, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Kids will literally cry when they’re tired instead of just closing their eyes.
I used to think i just liked when ppl were direct but i actually just can’t pick up social cues so they actually HAVE to be direct 😅
November 13, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I used to think i just liked when ppl were direct but i actually just can’t pick up social cues so they actually HAVE to be direct 😅
Being sick and the only parent is so 😪 like i want one day of rest
November 13, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Being sick and the only parent is so 😪 like i want one day of rest
I kinda want to get one of those tiny cabins for my birthday
November 13, 2024 at 6:55 PM
I kinda want to get one of those tiny cabins for my birthday