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@fleurdeliser.bsky.social
feed your anger like fire⚜️ she/her ⚜️ born in the 80s ⚜️ fleurdeliser everywhere
finished college in 2007, got receptionist job, realized i could not pay student loans AND rent, moved back in with parents in 2008. there were no jobs, fibally found retail job, stayed for 6.5 years. finally signed up w/temp agencey and took first job they had. still there 10 years later
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
finished college in 2007, got receptionist job, realized i could not pay student loans AND rent, moved back in with parents in 2008. there were no jobs, fibally found retail job, stayed for 6.5 years. finally signed up w/temp agencey and took first job they had. still there 10 years later
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
work posting!!!!
(a team of three plus manager is now a team of me and manager because the other two were laid off)
(a team of three plus manager is now a team of me and manager because the other two were laid off)
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
work posting!!!!
(a team of three plus manager is now a team of me and manager because the other two were laid off)
(a team of three plus manager is now a team of me and manager because the other two were laid off)
i need to convert 168 word docs to PDF and acrobat likes to crash on me after 20 or so docs and also they take one million years to convert. very helpful and efficient
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i need to convert 168 word docs to PDF and acrobat likes to crash on me after 20 or so docs and also they take one million years to convert. very helpful and efficient
left hand: another spooky bitch - lurid lacquer
right hand: riding sleeping bags down the stairs - lurid lacquer
#polishotd
right hand: riding sleeping bags down the stairs - lurid lacquer
#polishotd
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
left hand: another spooky bitch - lurid lacquer
right hand: riding sleeping bags down the stairs - lurid lacquer
#polishotd
right hand: riding sleeping bags down the stairs - lurid lacquer
#polishotd
coworker taking a nap while i actually participate in capitalism
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
coworker taking a nap while i actually participate in capitalism
mercury’s tears - mooncat #polishotd
November 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
mercury’s tears - mooncat #polishotd
twilight sonata - mooncat #polishotd
immediately obsessed with thermals. polish looks completely different based on how warm my hands are! it changes a bunch, but naturally right NOW my hands are pretty cold so it was harder to capture, so i had to use a cup of hot water and a cup of ice water lol
immediately obsessed with thermals. polish looks completely different based on how warm my hands are! it changes a bunch, but naturally right NOW my hands are pretty cold so it was harder to capture, so i had to use a cup of hot water and a cup of ice water lol
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
twilight sonata - mooncat #polishotd
immediately obsessed with thermals. polish looks completely different based on how warm my hands are! it changes a bunch, but naturally right NOW my hands are pretty cold so it was harder to capture, so i had to use a cup of hot water and a cup of ice water lol
immediately obsessed with thermals. polish looks completely different based on how warm my hands are! it changes a bunch, but naturally right NOW my hands are pretty cold so it was harder to capture, so i had to use a cup of hot water and a cup of ice water lol
why must protein bars be Like That. i just want low effort lunches this time of year (have cereal for lunch) without having zero ability to function by dinner
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
why must protein bars be Like That. i just want low effort lunches this time of year (have cereal for lunch) without having zero ability to function by dinner
this latest genshin patch is THEEEEEEEE most fucked up thing they’ve ever actually shown on-screen and not just heavily implied or hidden in readables. also…too real. TOO REAL
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
this latest genshin patch is THEEEEEEEE most fucked up thing they’ve ever actually shown on-screen and not just heavily implied or hidden in readables. also…too real. TOO REAL
halloween nails
orange: marnie’s ranch - pahlish
purple with green shimmer topper: night pollinator - death valley nails topped with celestial lights - holo taco
#polishotd
orange: marnie’s ranch - pahlish
purple with green shimmer topper: night pollinator - death valley nails topped with celestial lights - holo taco
#polishotd
October 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
halloween nails
orange: marnie’s ranch - pahlish
purple with green shimmer topper: night pollinator - death valley nails topped with celestial lights - holo taco
#polishotd
orange: marnie’s ranch - pahlish
purple with green shimmer topper: night pollinator - death valley nails topped with celestial lights - holo taco
#polishotd
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Me: "If Mass Effect 2 were made today, do you think the Illusive Man would vape?"
@fleurdeliser.bsky.social: "..." (deep sigh) "...yeah."
@fleurdeliser.bsky.social: "..." (deep sigh) "...yeah."
October 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Me: "If Mass Effect 2 were made today, do you think the Illusive Man would vape?"
@fleurdeliser.bsky.social: "..." (deep sigh) "...yeah."
@fleurdeliser.bsky.social: "..." (deep sigh) "...yeah."
left hand: razor leaf - arcana lacquer
right hand: witch-king of angmar - tyler’s trinkets
#polishotd
right hand: witch-king of angmar - tyler’s trinkets
#polishotd
October 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
left hand: razor leaf - arcana lacquer
right hand: witch-king of angmar - tyler’s trinkets
#polishotd
right hand: witch-king of angmar - tyler’s trinkets
#polishotd
October 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
mom’s side:
a maga truck driver
a pedophile
dad’s side:
a vietnam vet who rocks overalls and an enormous full-on santa beard
a retired nurse, one of the best people
hm…wonder why i deliberately haven’t interacted with my mom’s
side of the family in literally a decade lmao
a maga truck driver
a pedophile
dad’s side:
a vietnam vet who rocks overalls and an enormous full-on santa beard
a retired nurse, one of the best people
hm…wonder why i deliberately haven’t interacted with my mom’s
side of the family in literally a decade lmao
I don't need the lore behind your favorite posters... tell me about your uncles
October 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
mom’s side:
a maga truck driver
a pedophile
dad’s side:
a vietnam vet who rocks overalls and an enormous full-on santa beard
a retired nurse, one of the best people
hm…wonder why i deliberately haven’t interacted with my mom’s
side of the family in literally a decade lmao
a maga truck driver
a pedophile
dad’s side:
a vietnam vet who rocks overalls and an enormous full-on santa beard
a retired nurse, one of the best people
hm…wonder why i deliberately haven’t interacted with my mom’s
side of the family in literally a decade lmao
berry goth - prism parade #polishotd
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
berry goth - prism parade #polishotd
how many times and how many ways can i ask the same questions and get contradictory answers over the course of MONTHS???
October 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
how many times and how many ways can i ask the same questions and get contradictory answers over the course of MONTHS???
coronation - cirque colors #polishotd
October 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
coronation - cirque colors #polishotd
October 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
seattle freeze - cracked polish #polishotd
if you ever wanted to know what a pnw cold snap looks like, it’s this
if you ever wanted to know what a pnw cold snap looks like, it’s this
October 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
seattle freeze - cracked polish #polishotd
if you ever wanted to know what a pnw cold snap looks like, it’s this
if you ever wanted to know what a pnw cold snap looks like, it’s this
i cannot believe it’s not friday
October 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i cannot believe it’s not friday
citracorn by arcana lacquer, topped with gold in them/their hills by tyler’s trinkets & nail daddy #polishotd
October 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
citracorn by arcana lacquer, topped with gold in them/their hills by tyler’s trinkets & nail daddy #polishotd
couch lol
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
couch lol
the land of happy - monarch lacquer #polishotd
October 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
the land of happy - monarch lacquer #polishotd